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# CMT Awards Fug or Fine: Carrie Underwood
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cmt-awards-fug-or-fine-carrie-underwood-06-2015/
- Published: 2015-06-11T19:00:49.000Z
- Updated: 2015-06-11T05:27:33.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, CMTs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

Well, we just got Fauxrie Underwood; let's now jump to the real thing.

![Carrie Underwood CMTs](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/06/carrie-underwood-cmts-gettyimages-476597760.jpg "Carrie Underwood ")

It is predictable on almost all fronts: It's tight, it's white, it's so short that we're practically doing her inner-thigh workout with her, she's wearing pale lipstick. What's new is her shaggier straight 'do in stead of a feathered center-part with big waves, like she is tempted to become a newscaster in the '90s. She's obviously feeling post-baby confident -- and rightly; sometimes I imagine Kate Middleton has a whole wardrobe of this stuff that she can ONLY wear around the house for William and the nanny, and that she glares enviously at photos lie this in *Hello!* every week because you KNOW she would love to be like CHECK ME OUT YOU GUYS and can't -- but I also think she's hoping the excellence of her legs will distract us from the pattern, which to me looks too much like extremely organized mildew. I can't get behind that, although it has reminded me to check the boys' swim-class bag to make sure nothing is rotting in there, so for that my family is grateful.

\[Photo: Getty\]