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# CMT Fug Carpet: Jennie Garth
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cmt-fug-carpet-jennie-garth-06-2012/
- Published: 2012-06-07T16:00:47.000Z
- Updated: 2012-06-07T06:07:21.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Awards & Galas, CMTs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

So many thoughts:

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/06/145857729.jpg "2012 CMT Music Awards - Arrivals")

A) Why is Jennie Garth at the CMT Awards?

B) Ah, yes, because she has some reality show on CMT;

C) About which Kelly Taylor would be horrified.

D) Ditto about the amount of times Jennie Garth went to *People* to talk about the demise of her marriage and how the announcement of such neatly coincided with the premier of said reality show. Kelly Taylor was a lot of things: a burn victim; a murderer (in self defense); the victim of attempted rape, twice; Single White Femaled; a cult member; a top model; a victim of date rape; a coke addict; a miscarriage sufferer; a gunshot victim; a boyfriend stealer; the roommate of irritating virgin Donna Martin; the stepsister of, and object of lust for irritating slow jam enthusiast David Silver; a person whose baby sister got lost at the park one day when David Silver was in the middle of 24 hour meth addiction; someone with endometriosis; a really sanctimonious social worker who once argued against a gay couple adopting Jessica Alba's baby, like, what is wrong with you, *Kelly?;*  forced to make out with Brandon; a person who left someone (Brandon) at the altar (that was kind of mutual); someone who chose herself; an unrepentant wearer of bike shorts; and kind of a bitch. But she would NEVER paint herself as the victim to *People* magazine for her reality show, even though a lot of the time she really WAS a victim and also she probably should have had a reality show.

E) What the hell is growing on her?