
This is so much fabric for something that only covers her top half. I have never said this before, but: This needs to be a romper. It's way too short. It's labia-skimming, and not in a flattering way -- I've had to use the word "labia" twice on the site today, and that's twice TOO MANY -- but if it were shorts at least I wouldn't be worried about her walking and it wriggling up past the equator.

This is another one that seems HIGHLY UNLIKELY to have stayed where she wanted it to be.

Mamma Mia 3: My My, How Can I Resist You.

I feel like the actual baby is the only thing we can't see?

You don't NEED to by satin pants that match your favorite table-runner.

This feels very 2002 to me.

These two performed together, and sadly this is the only shot of it I have. I don't listen to Halsey's music on my own time, but I've always really enjoyed watching her perform, and I wish I'd seen this to know what it WAS exactly. It feels like an apocalyptic Coyote Ugly.

"YOU CAN'T FIGHT THE MOONLIGHT, DAMMIT."

This is very... dour.

"Bel Air Academy" is where the Fresh Prince and Carlton went to college. This feels like he got sucked into a 3-on-3 pickup game and handed a bib.

And he can be Bel Air Academy's drum major, too.

I like Dan or Shay's floral jacket. I also want to know if he's deep-conditioning.

At this point, is that a beard, or an attached scarf?

"But... but it's my very BEST Fruit of the Loom t-shirt! It's lemon!"

THIS dude. He's the one who got booted from SNL when he flouted the Covid protocols and went out partying at bars. I gather he expressed remorse and said he planned to step back from the limelight and find himself, which was two weeks ago. Maybe by "find himself" he meant "shave my mustache and find my upper lip."
