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Kelsea Ballerini

This is so much fabric for something that only covers her top half. I have never said this before, but: This needs to be a romper. It's way too short. It's labia-skimming, and not in a flattering way -- I've had to use the word "labia" twice on the site today, and that's twice TOO MANY -- but if it were shorts at least I wouldn't be worried about her walking and it wriggling up past the equator. 

Karen Fairchild

This is another one that seems HIGHLY UNLIKELY to have stayed where she wanted it to be.

Caylee Hammack

Mamma Mia 3: My My, How Can I Resist You.

Mickey Guyton

I feel like the actual baby is the only thing we can't see?

Ingrid Andress

You don't NEED to by satin pants that match your favorite table-runner.

Kimberly Schlapman

This feels very 2002 to me.

Halsey and Kelsea

These two performed together, and sadly this is the only shot of it I have. I don't listen to Halsey's music on my own time, but I've always really enjoyed watching her perform, and I wish I'd seen this to know what it WAS exactly. It feels like an apocalyptic Coyote Ugly.

Kelsea

"YOU CAN'T FIGHT THE MOONLIGHT, DAMMIT."

Gabby Barrett

This is very... dour.

Jimmie Allen

"Bel Air Academy" is where the Fresh Prince and Carlton went to college. This feels like he got sucked into a 3-on-3 pickup game and handed a bib.

Jimmie Allen

And he can be Bel Air Academy's drum major, too.

Dan + Shay

I like Dan or Shay's floral jacket. I also want to know if he's deep-conditioning.

Luke Combs

At this point, is that a beard, or an attached scarf?

Sam Hunt

"But... but it's my very BEST Fruit of the Loom t-shirt! It's lemon!"

Morgan Wallen

THIS dude. He's the one who got booted from SNL when he flouted the Covid protocols and went out partying at bars. I gather he expressed remorse and said he planned to step back from the limelight and find himself, which was two weeks ago. Maybe by "find himself" he meant "shave my mustache and find my upper lip."

The Rest of the CMTs Were Leggy and Sparkly
So leggy.

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