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# CMTs Fug Carpet: Carrie Underwood
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cmts-fug-carpet-carrie-underwood-06-2013/
- Published: 2013-06-06T15:00:14.000Z
- Updated: 2013-06-06T06:10:10.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, CMTs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

Gwyneth Paltrow is totally going to have this in her wardrobe... when she's retired and living in Palm Beach.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/169981578.xml "Carrie Underwood")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=825661&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

The sleeve length is weird. The shorts are a torrid mess. And the color even looks like my grandparents' yacht club's after-dinner mints tasted. Oh, and yes, there IS a frosted porthole on her bum:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/169981596.xml "Carrie Underwood")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=825671&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

That's so GOOP. Also, *That's So GOOP* needs to come to a cable channel near me very, very soon.

\[Photos: Getty\]