Taylor Swift
Certainly this is the kind of dress that comes alive when you stand in a large photo booth and get to move around super dramatically and wave the floaty bits at people. But is it particularly practical to dress on the offchance that someone will say, "Hey, come on over to my very large photo booth," and mean it non-euphemistically or serial-killer-ly? She may have gotten lucky here.
Taylor Swift
It's a lot more sullen in this pose. Less like ethereal wings and more like she has static cling issues and walked past some vulnerable linens.
Taylor Swift
And as a bonus, if she wants to stand up and announce that the extra point is good, there's a pleasant full-body symmetry.
Taylor Swift
She's selling it better here, maybe?
Taylor Swift
And if she needs to be a matador for a bull who REALLY REALLY hates cream tones, then this is perfect.
Taylor Swift
I hate this pose. What is she doing? Imagining that Demarchelier just asked her to pretend she's ringing a doorbell?
Taylor Swift
This has nothing to do with anything -- just another set of sparkly shapewear covered in a harness. It's very Carrie Underwood. Come to think of it, so is the other dress. I hope Taylor isn't about to Single White Female her, and if she IS and cannot be stopped, I hope she likes hockey.