Brittany Snow
As usual, I could've used a bracelet here -- even just a slim one, just for a wink of a twinkle -- but I actually think she looks super in this. I also like her a lot, so all teasing aside, good for her for stepping up and getting a paycheck and all that.
Sara Evans
A fringe peplum only works if it got that way because she tried to cut it off her body.
Billy Ray Cyrus, Brandy Cyrus
Billy Ray looks like his own unconvincing stand-in. Brandy looks like reheated Miley.
Aubrey Peeples
Well, I LOVE her for whipping out a poncho/cape dress, but BOY does that ombre hair make her ends look fried
Laura Marano
I appreciate the cape/jacket, also, but I'm not sure it can defeat Cape Dress.
Allison Alderson
I guess she's married to the Rascal Flatts bassist. (She is an ex-beauty queen.) And FRINGE cape loses out to BOTH the previous iterations, except in the Fug Stakes, in which she is the clear winner.
Deana Carter
This just feels like an American Apparel ad. Wait, never mind, it's way too tasteful.
Noah Galloway
He is the wounded veteran who was on Dancing With The Stars, and she is his wife, and thus I feel sort of bad bringing her into this. But she chose to walk the red carpet in that, and seriously, couldn't Erin Andrews have hooked a sister up with some better stylist help?
Norman Reedus
Not sure about lighter-black-on-darker-black (it IS still black and not grey, right?), but whatever. He's Norman Reedus. He does his own thing. He and SWINTON also need to play siblings.
Tyler Hoechlin
His coat is kind of the better version of Left Perry's attempt. He looks nice. Also, he's EXTREMELY CUTE. This photo doesn't showcase that. I know he romped around Teen Wolf shirtless a lot, and that's why many people love him, but I chatted him up at Fashion Week while he was waiting for Brittany Snow (his g.f.), and he was SO DELIGHTFUL and charming and easygoing. I've decided I love them together. And let's be honest, my approval is all they're really out for in life.
Chip Esten
I love you, Deacon.
JJ Watt
I also enjoy JJ Watt (of the Houston Texans), but seriously, son, rethink how you're handling your shirt tails.