Maren Morris and Ryan Hurd

He is dressed as a swinger, and she's in costume as a tarot card as designed by the cast of The Hills.

Maren Morris

And then of course she changed into a bustier and a loincloth. Kacey Musgraves's clothes might be batty, but I do enjoy that she didn't go the Predictably Scanty route that so many performers do.

Carrie Underwood

This is good. But wow, do Carrie and Maren have some kind of bronzer contest going? Carrie looks like she took a bath in furniture polish.

Kate Bosworth

I can't pretend I know what brought her there, but she looks nice enough. Perhaps a BIT Fancy Bridesmaid?

Julia Michaels

Wait, are there two weddings happening here simultaneously?!?

Harper Grae

Pretty sure she's the bride at one of them.

Sheryl Crow

"I'm too tired for this one. I'm saving myself for one of the other acronyms."

Sarah Hyland

I don't mind this, but the ties dangling down so far would annoy me and spoil the effect. It doesn't seem to NEED them. The shoulder wings should stand alone.

Karen Fairchild

This is the Forever 21 version.

Danielle Bradbury

And this is the marching band version. (We've seen this before, yes? I wish I had a memory.)

Lauren Alaina

I AM a sucker for both sparkles and stripes.

Michelle Monaghan

I am extremely distracted by what looks like an evil M M stacked together on her crotch, as if it's her supervillain logo.

RaeLynn

Her train detaches, which I know because she did it. Handy! You can just drop and take a nap anywhere you want. That is living the dream.

Kelsea Ballerini

This could have been quite lovely if it weren't so hell-bent on being wispy.

And thigh-forward.

Luke Bryan

That jacket choice is really... incongruous. Brown satin doesn't suit this at all. Pun, for once, not (initially) intended.

The Rest of the CMTs Include Maren Morris's Side-Abs

And Carrie Underwood and a LOT of self-tanner.