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# CMTs Unfug It Up: Nicole Kidman
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cmts-unfug-it-up-nicole-kidman/
- Published: 2011-06-09T14:00:02.000Z
- Updated: 2011-06-10T17:46:44.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

## Nicole Kidman

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/06/nicolekidman_115671119.jpg)

This is so intriguing to me. It's, like, Mila Kunis on top, Nikki Reed on the bottom, and Charlie Brown's homework from his F.I.T. class in the middle.

She has great legs, though -- it might be enough for me to just chop off the sheer skirt and keep the green parts and the mini.

## Nicole Kidman

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/nicolekidman_115676433.jpg)

I love this photo. It's like Keith Urban is trying to duck out of one person's frame, forgetting there are like fifty other people there to catch him. His stance matches the Dumb Guy voice every girl I know makes when they're trying to make fun of a dude.

## Nicole Kidman

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/nicolekidman_115671396.jpg)

But we really need to have a talk about these bangs. They appear to exist independently of the rest of her hair -- an eruption of volcanic fluff all down the sides of her face. A bad haircut, or the world's worst clip-on?

## Nicole Kidman

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/nicolekidman_115676447.jpg)

At first I thought these were gnarled extensions or something, but then I remembered she's naturally curly, so it might just be that. Carry on.

## Nicole Kidman

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/nicolekidman_115671611.jpg)

"I solemnly swear that I did not give myself bangs because I'm embarrassed that I allegedly maybe stopped doing Botox."

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