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# Coach Has Got Its Claws In January Jones
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/coach-has-got-its-claws-in-january-jones-06-2018/
- Published: 2018-06-04T15:00:47.000Z
- Updated: 2018-06-04T19:20:28.000Z
- Description: Can they be stopped?!
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, Coach, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58

I know that we complain about Dior a lot here at GFY, but for my money, I think that Coach's attempt to be a purveyor of covetable clothes -- as opposed to totally reasonable handbags -- has been *more* disastrous for the celebrities it has sucked into its wake. Sure, Dior has spent years sticking starlets in branded granny panties, but they can pull out a hit when they need to -- and, of course, they've got their exceptional archives. Coach, on the other hand, [has done this to Selena Gomez](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/selena-gomez-is-a-shepherdess-missing-her-flock-12-2017/), and [then turned around and did this to her](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/dear-coach-please-stop-just-stop-05-2018/). They tried [these heinous pants](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/i-do-not-know-what-is-happening-at-this-early-man-premiere-01-2018/) on Maisie Williams, and [this underwhelming thing on Letitia Wright](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/black-panther-had-its-new-york-premiere-and-people-looked-great-mostly/black-panther-film-premiere-arrivals-new-york-usa-13-feb-2018-4?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) (at the New York premiere of *Black Panther*, at which she surely deserved better). That's just the tip of the iceberg. I think part of the issue is -- [much as when Louis Vuitton's ladies are trotted out at LV events](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/lets-see-who-louis-vuitton-plans-to-sartorially-torture-next-05-2018/), actually -- it is rare that a celebrity actually looks *normal* in head-to-toe brand new Whatever. People don't dress like that; stylish people, especially, when left to their own devices *rarely* wear head-to-toe brand new Whatever. As is happening with JanJo here, that gives a person a sort of [Uncanny Valley ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny%5Fvalley?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)style -- it's not appealing and there's something a little weird about it. There's no *life* there. You look like a store mannequin. In this case, a store mannequin that many people would trot past, then stop, turn back, and say, "what is Coach DOING right now?"

###### \[Photo: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com\]