Taryn Manning

This whole look to me says, "Elizabeth Jennings of The Americans goes undercover at Coachella last minute."

Paris Hilton

EXTREMELY on brand for Paris. Good thing she wore this at night, imagine the incredibly wack sunburn you might get in this catsuit.

Cardi B

Cardi looks like she's having fun, but my primary concern here is that a leather jacket and fuzzy boots are HOT for the desert.

Dwyane Wade

This is very reasonable, all things considered.

Melody Thornton

The styling here is VERY Coachella 2025, but the dress itself is quite cute. She looks good!

Karrueche Tran

This is actually perfect for the event in question.

Teyana Taylor and Karrueche Tran

Please note, Karrueche Tran IS wearing pants here. It's just short denim shorts.

Teyana Taylor

Here's Teyana's look without the giant jacket. Her entire vibe this weekend was very cool; Teyana is great at maintaining her own personal style within the confines of the events she attends.

Teyana Taylor

Miu Miu strikes!

Cara Delevingne

This is...INSANELY normal. I could recreate this entire look with stuff in my closet. I've NEVER said this about Cara Delevingne. And likely never will again.

Renee Rapp

Very grunge, very '90s.

Victoria Justice

I'm just gonna blame this on the people at Revolve.

Christina Milian

It's fun how many people went big for jewelry this year. I'd be thrilled to re-enter a period of dramatic accessorizing.

Heidi Montag

Note: She WAS accompanied by Spencer, but he looked boring and was blocking her look, so I didn't buy that pic. Spencer would have made the same editorial choice. This entire thing is hilarious; those pants MUST be seen to be believed.

Shanina Shaik

REASONABLE KLAXON.

Becky G

This WAS reasonable until someone chased after her, screaming, "WAIT YOU FORGOT YOUR SHEER GLITTER CROP TOP!!!!!"

Colton Haynes

I do appreciate Coachella for almost single-handedly supporting the Wacky Trouser industry. These are like if you don't really want to commit to chaps.

Rachel Zoe

SOMEONE IS SINGLE!!! (She actually IS single, or at least no longer married. I was weirdly sad that Rachel and Rodger broke up.) I hope she had a fun weekend; this OUTFIT is certainly exuberant.

Charli D'Amelio

A lot of these looks feel a little bit like Western Saloon Girl On Ice.

Emma Roberts

Congrats to Emma Roberts, who once again wins the prize for Most Reasonable Looking Celeb at Coachella Snapped In Front of the Check-In Table For a Brand Party.

Charli XCX and Julia Fox

I cannot think of something I want to wear LESS than nylons up to my boobs in the middle of the desert. This might be against the Geneva Convention.

Coachella Weekend One Brought a LOT of Fringe and Cowboy Boots

CLASSIC.