Teyana Taylor at the 9th Annual REVOLVE Festival on April 11, 2026 in Indio, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images)
Listen. Sometimes those standard issue sunglasses simply will not do. (These are also convenient if you're a couple of weeks behind on your brow-waxing schedule.)
Teyana Taylor
Teyana Taylor at the 9th Annual REVOLVE Festival on April 11, 2026 in Indio, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images)
This is kind of amazing; I appreciate that Teyana wants to up the ante on festival fashion. Yes, it's formal fishing net, but at least she's doing something that feels like it's got some artistry. A LOT of people just flung tulle over a bra.
Isabela Merced
Isabela Merced at the 9th Annual REVOLVE Festival on April 11, 2026 in Indio, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images)
As I was saying.
Karrueche Tran
Karrueche Tran at the 9th Annual REVOLVE Festival on April 11, 2026 in Indio, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images)
Having said all that, this is -- grading on the Coachella Curve -- pretty cute. She'd look loony wearing this to, say, a Paleyfest panel or something but for a music festival, it works.
Ryan Destiny
Ryan Destiny at the 9th Annual REVOLVE Festival on April 11, 2026 in Indio, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images)
This is a real amalgamation of items; she is adorable but this looks like two different outfits she just smashed together. (It might have worked better with jean shorts and different boots?)
The 9th Annual REVOLVE Festival
Amber Rose at the 9th Annual REVOLVE Festival on April 11, 2026 in Indio, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images)
I'm happy to report that Amber gets the Most Sensible Desert Music Festival Look Award.
Red Bull Mirage at Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival 2026 - Weekend 1
INDIO, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 10: (FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Amber Rose visits Red Bull Mirage during Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival at Empire Polo Club on April 10, 2026 in Indio, California. (Photo by Presley Ann/Getty Images for Red Bull)
I don't know what her shoes are here, but I assume they're not insane. She looks great in this and it's extremely reasonable. This is the first time in recorded history I've ever dragged out the REASONABLE Klaxon at Coachella.
Dwyane Wade
Dwyane Wade at the 9th Annual REVOLVE Festival on April 11, 2026 in Indio, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images)
Speaking of the REASONABLE Klaxon.
Damson Idris
Damson Idris at the 9th Annual REVOLVE Festival on April 11, 2026 in Indio, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images)
THREE FOR THREE REASONABLES!
Emma Roberts
Emma Roberts at the 9th Annual REVOLVE Festival on April 11, 2026 in Indio, California. (Photo by Katie Flores/WWD via Getty Images)
I was just talking to someone about these silky, lace-trimmed shorts that everyone is pushing this summer: I do NOT think they will stand up to actual people wearing them around for more than 45 minutes. They're going to get so crumpled and humid-looking.
AnnaLynne McCord
INDIO, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 11: AnnaLynne McCord attends Camp Poosh on April 11, 2026 in Indio, California. (Photo by Gonzalo Marroquin/Getty Images for Poosh)
Meanwhile, these shorts are leather so they may ALSO be humid but at least they will maintain a semblance of structural integrity.
Myha'la Herrold
COACHELLA, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 11: (FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Myha'la attends Heineken House At Coachella Valley Music And Arts Festival on April 11, 2026 in Coachella, California. (Photo by Phillip Faraone/Getty Images for Heineken)
This feels very unstyled, which is as it should be; we're also apparently really heading back into a low-slung time once again.
Dylan Efron
Dylan Efron at the 9th Annual REVOLVE Festival on April 11, 2026 in Indio, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images)
I'm not mad about this.
Victoria Justice
Victoria Justice at the 9th Annual REVOLVE Festival on April 11, 2026 in Indio, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images)
The good news for her is that a large portion of this can be re-assembled on Halloween for a totally reasonable Sexy Pirate costume.
Cheryl Burke
THERMAL, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 11: Cheryl Burke attends Neon Carnival Presented By Rivian And LaCroix Sparkling Water on April 11, 2026 in Thermal, California. (Photo by Jerritt Clark/Getty Images for Neon Carnival)
I have to confess that until ten minutes ago, I thought Cheryl Burke was older than I am. (She is officially 41?) This is not because she LOOKS old, as much as it is because she has been famous for a long time. But I quite sincerely thought she was older than Matthew Lawrence is when they were married, but he's officially five years older than she is. Also, did you know Matthew Lawrence is dating Chili from TLC? (Who is ten years older than he is.) None of this has anything to do with this outfit, which feels very Basic Coachella, but I had to share all the things I just learned.
Becky G
Becky G at the 9th Annual REVOLVE Festival on April 11, 2026 in Indio, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images)
...yeah, you know what? She looks really cute.
Leonie Hanne
Leonie Hanne at the 9th Annual REVOLVE Festival on April 11, 2026 in Indio, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images)
This is ALSO fairly cute. (I do always appreciate seeing everyone's little ankle boots.) I kind of covet these shorts.
Rei Ami
Rei Ami at the 9th Annual REVOLVE Festival on April 11, 2026 in Indio, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images)
I have questions about the thigh garter.
Amber Stevens West
LA QUINTA, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 11: Amber Stevens West is seen at ABSOLUT's The Hottest Brunch: Desert Edition featuring ABSOLUT TABASCO on April 11, 2026 in La Quinta, California. (Photo by Michael Simon/Getty Images for ABSOLUT)
I'm happy for Amber Stevens to be getting her SponCon money! Who doesn't love a Bloody Mary!
Charli D'Amelio
Charli D'Amelio at the 9th Annual REVOLVE Festival on April 11, 2026 in Indio, California. (Photo by Katie Flores/WWD via Getty Images)
...honestly, yes, okay, I'll allow it.
Rachel Zoe
THERMAL, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 11: Rachel Zoe attends Neon Carnival Presented By Rivian And LaCroix Sparkling Water on April 11, 2026 in Thermal, California. (Photo by Savion Washington/Getty Images for Neon Carnival)
