> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Coachella Fug Festival Omnibus - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/coachella-fug-festival-omnibus/ - Published: 2011-04-21T19:00:26.000Z - Updated: 2011-04-22T20:26:40.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27 ## Solange Knowles ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/04/spl269175_006-solange-coachella.jpg) First: I non-ironically love Solange's hair like this. On the other hand, I IRONICALLY love her habit of wearing bra tops all over the place lately. ## Ke$ha ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/spl268703_001-Kesha-Coachella.jpg) The VIP section this year included a Shred-Your-Own machine, for celebrity subpoenas, tax papers, and, apparently, vests. ## Dita Von Teese ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/spl268640_008-Dita-Von-Teese-Coachella-2.jpg) This weekend DOES present a stylistic conundrum for the likes of La Von Teese: how ought one dress for a weekend music festival in the desert when one only goes out looking like a 40s pin-up? I actually think this was a rather good solution: I hate the sailor hat -- must everything be so on the nose? -- but the dress is cute. Can we swap out a flower behind the ear for the chapeau? Bonus for the fact that she's also carrying a coconut. Seriously. ## Dita Von Teese, part 2 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/spl268469_012-Dita-Von-Teese-Coachella-1.jpg) I sort of enjoy this as well; she looks like a waitress at a 1960s quasi-geisha-themed cocktail restaurant. It's nice to her angling closer to casual wear. Maybe one day we'll see her in jeans. ## Nicky Hilton ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/53704PCN_Nicky18-Nicky-Hilton.jpg) Sigh. Don't kill me, but I think Nicky looks cute. ## Lindsay Lohan ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/spl268947_004-Lohan-Coachella.jpg) Yeah, yeah, Lindsay. You're so put-upon. You never use the press for your own purposes. You're so creative to turn your incisive lens on thezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Sorry. Dropped off for a second there. ## Isabel Lucas ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/53790PCN_Lucas03-Isabel-Lucas.jpg) ...continuing her stint as Lois Duncan cover-girl, this time for the little known 1970s YA thriller, STRANGER WITH MY WTF ARE YOU WEARING. ## Vanessa Hudgens ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/53787PCN_Vanessa01-Hudgens-Coachella.jpg) Dear Fashion, please don't make me wear high-waisted, acid-washed shorts again. PLEASE. PLEASE. ## Vanessa Hudgens ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/53739PCN_Hudgens12-Hudgens-Coachella-2.jpg) Although if I have to choose between high-waisted, acid-washed jeans and sheer crocheted pants...BRING IT ON, SHORTS. ## Lady Victoria Hervey ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/spl268950_004-Lady-Victoria-Hervey-Coachella.jpg) The erstwhile e-cigarette purveyor actually looks kind of great, no? Has the acid-wash gotten to my brain? ## Kate Bosworth ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/53737PCN_Bosworth24-Kate-Bosworth.jpg) I don't know about you, but my personal rule is, "If Britney did it, maybe you shouldn't," and that applies to shorts so short that your pocket linings are poking out as well as beating vehicles with umbrellas. ## Katy Perry ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/53733PCN_Perry08.jpg) I think Katy Perry plays a tertiary role in the same Lois Duncan book that Isabel Lucas stars in. I fear that will end badly for her -- after all, someone in those things often gets garroted by her own lace maxi-dress. ## Whitney Port ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/53700PCN_Port07-Whitney-Port.jpg) I want to burn those shoes. Burn them with fire. ## David Faustino ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/spl268475_018-David-Faustino.jpg) It's so cute when someone who never, ever gets papped acts like the paparazzi are ruining their lives. FIGHT THE POWER, BUD BUNDY. ## Tara Reid ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/53699PCN_Tara14-Tara-Reid.jpg) Tara Reid looks scrawny, pantsless, and is wearing Uggs in deeply unseasonable weather. Have we all gone back to 2005? If so, I need to go -- I have to warn the 2005 me not to date this one dude. Be right back. ## Diane Kruger, Pacey, and Ian Somerholder ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/spl268701_019-Pacey-Kruger-Damon.jpg) Now we're in business. Damon and Diane are clearly discussing the merits of various fedora makers, while Pacey appears to be plotting a murder. ## Diane Kruger and Josh Jackson ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/spl268701_001.jpg) Aw. All better. [Coachella Fug Festival OmnibusI love Coachella. Not because I went -- I did not, and I think I might be too old to go now, because I would spend the whole time telling my put-upon companions I was too hot to live (heat hot, not Right Said Fred sexy-hot) -- but because everyone goes mad from the sun and promptly starts dressing like....well, they've got heat-stroke induced madness. BEHOLD:![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/04/spl269175_006-solange-coachella.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/coachella-fug-festival-omnibus-04-2011/)