> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Coachella Music Fugstival: First Weekend - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/coachella-music-fugstival-first-weekend/ - Published: 2014-04-15T16:00:49.000Z - Updated: 2016-11-10T01:40:53.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37 ## Kendall Jenner ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/484640133.xml) Honestly. ## Tallulah Belle Willis and Scout LaRue Willis ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/484356981.xml) Apparently, one of the items in Tallulah's outfit on the left up there -- Tallulah, by the way, having just minted herself a fashion blogger -- is by Marc Jacobs. I'm pretty sure Marc Jacobs HIMSELF wouldn't want you to know which one. ## Kendall and Kylie Jenner ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_coachella_day2_rocpremcpr_041314_51382172.xml) Is this from the REIGN episode where they all go to an outdoor music festival? Also... is Kylie wearing the black version of Hudge's white scalloped diapers from last year, but with a fanny pack over them? I WANT TO SCREAM. ## Kylie Jenner ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_coachella_day2_rocpremcpr_041314_51382165.xml) AND IN FACT NOW I AM SCREAMING. ## Kendall Jenner ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_celebs_coachella_cpprro_041114_51381164.xml) How to do Coachella at home, in three steps: Take a bedsheet, Poke arm holes through it. Wear. ## Kendall Jenner ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/116643pcnex_jenner03.xml) Yes. Hide your face. OR -- and I'm just talking crazy here -- wear a less horrible and embarrassing sweatshirt. ## Kendall Jenner ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_coachella_day3_prrocp_041314_51383281.xml) Please look at the man in the bottom right, and know that if she had walked past me, that would ALSO be MY facial expression. ## Vanessa Hudgens ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/spl738669_0011.xml) Oh, Hudge. You are a treasure. Apparently the wind kicked up some dirt, which explains why people were covering their faces like this, but it does not explain ANY of the rest of it AT ALL, like, you are not an old hippie's ottoman, girl. ## Vanessa Hudgens and Austin Butler ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/spl738682_004.xml) The different levels of clothing worn by all these people to the same festival is amazing. He's in pants, but she's barely in ANYTHING? ## Vanessa Hudgens ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_coachella_day3_prrocp_041314_51383267.xml) Precious child, you cannot hide. ## Daisy Lowe ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/484321319.xml) I should have put this later in the slideshow because I WANT TO BE CAPSY and yet it seems too soon. ## Kate Nash ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/484303877.xml) It's okay, Kate. Clowning is not for everyone. ## Solange ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/484508899.xml) Those shorts are heinous, and yet also a breath of fresh air. Solange has FINALLY found a place where she will always be the best-dressed person. ## Beyonce ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/484508835.xml) What you sadly can't see is that her shirt is split open a ways and keeps flapping up to reveal midriff. But at least Bey looks happy, even if she also may have turned a throw pillow into a tennis skirt. ## Beyonce and Solange ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/484509043.xml) This photo delights me. ## Lorde ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/484508779.xml) In the pretend world in which she and Taylor Swift actually ARE best friends, this is totally TayTay's influence, right? ## Lorde ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/484508739.xml) "You know what'll never be royal? THESE PANTS." ## Kellan Lutz ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_coachella_day3_prrocp_041314_51383308.xml) He is the most genial doof alive. ## Kellan Lutz ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_coachella_day2_rocpremcpr_041314_51381998.xml) Am I supposed to read his pecs as part of the shirt message? Does it thus say "Nipples Temporarily"? Is that his stage name? ## Kellan Lutz ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/spl738184_003.xml) Maybe it means his shirts only temporarily stay on his body, before all those muscles spontaneously cause them to erode. ## Miles Teller ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/484272029.xml) What does one call this? A Fleet of Douchecanoes? A Murder of Asshats? ## Pharrell Williams ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/484530263.xml) If he gets TOO happy, I am afraid his shorts will drop off. That shit is tenuous right there. ## Justin Bieber ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/484656097.xml) Presented without comment. ## Shenae Grimes, Josh Beech ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_coachella_day3_prrocp_041314_51383461.xml) Massengill really ought to have a tent at Coachella. ## Shenae Grimes ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/484451587.xml) Here is what I enjoy about La Grimes: I'm pretty sure I have seen everything she's wearing before, and several years ago, to boot. ## Audrina Patridge ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_coachella_day3_prrocp_041314_51383409.xml) Sometime I think people should be freed from Free People. ## Joe Jonas ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_coachella_day3_prrocp_041314_51383275.xml) That shirt is very Pete Campbell Goes To Cali (from Mad Men, if you don't watch). ## Emmy Rossum ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/484494163.xml) Emmy Rossum IS Vanessa Hudgens IN *The Madness of Queen Fug*. ## Selena Gomez ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_celebs_coachella_cpprro_041114_51381162.xml) Selena Gomez IS Vanessa Hudgens IN *ZOMGie Apocalypse*. ## Kesha ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_coachella_day2_rocpremcpr_041314_51382199.xml) I'm... glad she's healthy? ## Dianna Agron ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_coachella_day2_rocpremcpr_041314_51382150.xml) Cute and normal. GOD BLESS. ## Rose McGowan ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_coachella_day2_rocpremcpr_041314_51382092.xml) I wrote down that this was Katy Perry at first. It's way too regular for that. ## Kate Bosworth, Michael Polish ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_coachella_day2_rocpremcpr_041314_51382082.xml) I don't know which is worse: His bland double denim, or her peekaboo navel and those SHOES. ## Jared Leto ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_coachella_day2_rocpremcpr_041314_51382038.xml) It's Rock and Roll Jesus! ## Courtney Love ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_coachella_day2_prcpromi_042013_51074200.xml) MINE EYES. You should be side-eyeing YOURSELF, there, Court. ## Sean Combs ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/116570pcn_neon19.xml) Sean Combs IS Sean Combs IN *What The Hell Is That Shirt*. ## Rosie Huntington-Whiteley ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/484321279.xml) Nobody gave her the memo, I guess. ## Lea Michele ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/484444559.xml) CHOMP. ## Paris Hilton ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/116551pcn_hilton12.xml) "Me!!!!" ## Paris Hilton ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/484525747.xml) "ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!" [Coachella Music Fugstival: First WeekendOtherwise known as Free People Fashion Week, and starring such luminaries as Vanessa Hudgens, Beyonce, Solange, Lorde, Jared Leto, Kellan Lutz, Kate Bosworth, and the Jenner girls and the Willis girls in some truly hideous things. Speaking of: This was the second Coachella photo I saw. And I tweeted it and said that I was fairly sure it would stand as the stupidest one of all. And then some people gave her some REALLY stiff competition. \[poll id="12227"\] \[Photos. Splash, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, WENN\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/484640133.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/coachella-music-fugstival-first-weekend-04-2014/)