Janelle Monae

This whole thing is so branded now that Janelle is cited as being at "the "Levi’s® brand presents Neon Carnival with Tequila Don Julio." Amusingly, the only brand on display here is Chanel, with a side of (I assume) Doc Martens. Look at pretty much everyone in the background of this photo and that's a more representative sample of Coachella outfits, though ADMITTEDLY I have not been in like... phew, what, almost 20 years? Yikes.

Camila Cabello

This was blue when she arrived. HAR HAR, I kid. The temperature does drop at night there, as you might imagine, and I assume she didn't wear this all day? At 5 p.m. Sunday, the weather app said it was 89 degrees there. This is... so heavy for that.

Camila Morrone

And she was DEFINITELY there during the day. Did she not swelter? Hopefully she ripped off that denim jacket at her earliest convenience, as it appears to have been tailored for Charles Barkley.

Suki Waterhouse

This is all surprisingly normal for Coachella. Is the tide turning?!? I am, admittedly, also sort of surprised they didn't do some kind of surprise Daisy Jones and the Six set.

Natalia Bryant

I have sincerely never seen this much fabric in a Coachella post before.

Madison Bailey

OH BUT DON'T WORRY. There is still plenty of nudity afoot. The tide is not REALLY turning. It's more... churning a little.

Michaela Jae Rodriguez

That rope belt will come in handy if anyone needs to moor a watercraft on that lake.

Amelia Hamlin

I tend to ignore the Hamlin children, but I could not turn a blind eye to this affront to denim AND to bodices.

Tyga

Knee pockets are an intriguing solution for how to carry around all your extra stuff at a fairground.

Teyana Taylor

Teyana lives life like she's in a sci-fi movie. She might live life like she IS a sci-fi movie.

Teyana Taylor

All items of clothing here are hanging onto their positions for dear life.

Teyana Taylor

I guess when she got cold, she got REALLY cold.

Storm Reid

Rest assured, we still have denim diapers in the house as well.

Madison Pettis

Including some that are dedicated to Big Bird.

Victoria Justice

Cowboy boots are the rage at this thing, as well, aren't they? I am entertained by hers.

Shanina Shaik

I have to think her legs are so sweaty in those? The free Champagne probably will help. (I hope there was free Champagne.)

Dixie and Charli D'Amelio

Shit-kicking boots are ALL THE WAY BACK IN, if this slideshow is to be believed. I enjoy that. I'm also intrigued by Dixie tying her sweatshirt (I am pretty sure?) around her torso in an attempt to sculpt a more interesting outfit.

Madison Bailey

Everyone does not always look hotter in sunglasses. Sometimes the exceptions prove the rule.

Saweetie

I would imagine this is also very sweaty. She probably only wore it for like ten promotional minutes. Maybe. This is sponsored by Revolve Clothing, and I don't know if that means all these items are gifted by or for sale there, but possibly?

Paris Jackson

I refuse to believe she didn't make this herself. It's like several old picnic blankets tried to rehabilitate themselves.

Shay Mitchell

She makes pretty much everything look good.

Olly Sholotan

I can get behind this!

Aurora, Olivia, and Sophia Culpo

Much like with the Hamlins, I don't have room in my heart/life to take on the Culpos, although I am familiar with Olivia and I know they all have a show together. However, Right Culpo wins Most Absurd Footwear for that partially clear pair of cowboy boots. Congratulations.

The Culpos Again

Oh, lord, and now Olivia is in the Miu Miu pelvic purse shorts. THE HORROR.

Danielle Bernstein

I thought SHE was a Culpo at first, but I understand she is some kind of fashion influencer? I have questions, and many of them include the wisdom of this hideous garment. I am influenced to go upstairs and thank all my jeans for not being this.

Emma Roberts

Emma looks very reasonable.

Victoria Justice

This is slightly different because it's a film kickoff party that happens to BE at Coachella, so she's dressier. And has turned her boobs into a bow tie.

Thuso Mbedu

This at least seems logistically easy in terms of managing weather, bathrooms, dirt, spills, etc.

Amber Rose

This... does not. I am forced to conclude that she put in a catheter for this experience. One cannot remove any of that in a shared bathroom just to use it. Hell, it would be annoying at HOME.

Alessandra Ambrosio

Not much better.

Alessandra Ambrosio

She looks like a My Little Pony.

Victoria Justice

"Yellowstone, but make it NOW."

Yara Shahidi

This is adorable.

Bella Thorne

And this is Bella Thorne. Actually, honestly, it's not that wacky. She once on Fug Madness on the strength of her Coachella outfits. Now she looks like a rich Miami socialite with gaudy taste, and that IS an improvement.

Bella Thorne

Marc doesn't do fashion week, but he does this?!? Mmmkay. (This was at a party for the brand.)

Jaden Smith

Pleasantly reflective.

Alisha Boe

And now back to your more regularly scheduled Coachella fare.

Coi Leray

She waited until nighttime to bust out something this naked! Well, maybe she wore it all day, but after dark is when you at LEAST need a cardigan.

Alessandra Ambrosio

See?!?

Coi Leray

Hang on, so Coi had pants AND a coat DURING THE DAY? She did it backward!

Miles Chamley-Watson

I am confused by the choice of a mirror, and yet... on some step-and-repeats it WOULD be brilliant because it means the person does not have to turn around for you to get the full effect.

Becky G

That's a lot of iconography for one desert party.

JT and Yung Miami

We've talked about how to use the facilities in a jumpsuit, but that looks way easier than doing it in THIS. How do you even... do they have to rewrap themselves over their rights every time? This needs a full logistics team, right?

Madison Pettis

PASS.

Travis Kelce

Sure, why not.

People Wore a Lot of Denim at Coachella

Welcome to Weekend One.