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# Cobie Smulders Made a Real Sleeve Choice Here
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cobie-smulders-made-a-real-sleeve-choice-here-09-2019/
- Published: 2019-09-17T16:00:50.000Z
- Updated: 2019-09-17T05:24:51.000Z
- Description: Wow.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:07

Cobie's new show, *Stumptown*, is being pushed hard by ABC. It's based on a graphic novel, and she plays a kind of gritty renegade cop, I think -- you know, Doesn't Play By The Rules, probably has a messy personal life, etc. But she fights on the side of right, and so maybe that's the spirit behind this very glammed-up premiere minidress that's got Wonder Woman superheroic vibes and yet plays like a GFY bingo card in motion: "It's a hair too tight." "Needs a hoik." "I appreciate the shoe attempt, but..." "Needs a bracelet/necklace." "Her makeup is daytime; her dress is a nighttime soap." And to crown it, the cape-like curtain sleeve situation is generally creating the urge in me to make every bad pun I can think of: "Stumptown? More like *Stumped*\-town." "Wonder Woman? More like *Blunder* Woman." "It's Stumpt-*ouch*."

I assume most of you have BINGO by now, and I can stop torturing you with poor wordplay.

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