Cobie Smulders

This... confuses me. I want the whole thing to be a pattern, because those bits look interesting to me, like the windows on a New York skyscraper at night lit up for the workaholics who are weeping (or humping) on their desks, and/or hiding raw fish under the ceiling tiles of the boss's office as an act of revenge. (If you needed an idea, you're welcome.) All the tight nude stuff is so blah.

Cobie Smulders

Not doing anything for me from this angle, either. It looks like a wolf attack.

Cobie Smulders

We missed this one during Fug Madness. The zig-zaggy ruffles are unusual but I think it really works on her, as opposed to how on me it would make me look like a pregnant flower bed. In all, this is really pretty.

Cobie Smulders

Another one we missed due to the Madness. THUD. This is a movie premiere, girl, not your short program.

Cobie Smulfugs

I had no idea Cobie Smulders was in The Avengers. Even with all the appearances she's popped up at lately, it just didn't click. I just figured, hey, maybe people are having a Cobie moment. Because with a name like Smulders, it has to be good. ... Am I the only person who hears her name and goes to a jam place? Although it also sounds like one of those mash-up names you give to the pack of people who are Mulder and Scully 'shippers. Suddenly, I really, sincerely hope it turns out that Smulders is a stage name Cobie picked because she used to write X-Files fan-fic. [Photos: Getty]