Chris Pine in Jacquemus

I was writing a whole "Chris Pine is" caption for this aesthetic, and then realized I was bastardizing the entire plot of Avril Lavigne's "Sk8er Boi." So instead I'll just note that he's giving me Early Chris Hemsworth vibes here with that hair. He's like Junior Thor, from when Thor hadn't discovered protein powder. His movie can be Thor Before.

But seriously, did Brat Pitt send out a shenanigans Bat Signal? Is EVERYONE now doing this?

Michelle Rodriguez

Not to be outdone, Michelle Rodriguez arrived via flying somersault.

Chris Pine, Jonathan Goldstein, John Francis Daley, Regé-Jean Page, Sophia Lillis, Michelle Rodriguez, and Hugh Grant

Hugh Grant did not. Everyone else, in fact, managed to keep their shit pretty much together. Obviously it's FINE if people want to make energetic entrances, especially at this event; it just feels, on the heels of Bullet Train, like something's in the celebrity water.)

Adam Scott, Dichen Lachman, and Britt Lower

I like all of these people. We didn't get a group shot or an entrance shot for any of them, which feels like a terrible oversight. Dichen's outfit seems potentially fab. I assume she's not wearing robot boots under there.

SMG

It WARMS MY HEART to see Sarah Michelle Gellar strutting on-stage in a leather suit. She looks GREAT. Her part is, I gather, an arson investigator in a town where a wildfire awakens a dormant evil, or whathaveyou, and.... I just hope she gets to kick things.

Tyler Hoechlin and Tyler Posey

The Tylers are promoting the Teen Wolf movie. Posey has grown up so much! And Hoechlin is as handsome as ever.

Lyndon Smith

Lyndon plays an FBI agent in the upcoming National Treasure TV series. Although this outfit feels more like an homage to the era of Swingtown. Let's reboot THAT show.

Jordan Rodrigues

And his pants feel fairly '80s to me.

Lisette Olivera

I was hoping we'd get into the 90s next, but no. She looks very lovely, even if gladiator sandals seem to me like they'd be too annoying to be borne.

Zuri Reed

And I'm into her yellow suit.

Lisette Olivera, Zuri Reed, Antonio Cipriano, Lyndon Smith, Jordan Rodrigues, Cormac Wibberley, Marianne Wibberley and Jake Austin Walker

Here's the whole crew! Minus Catherine Zeta-Jones, and guest stars Justin Bartha and Harvey Keitel (reprising their roles from the movies). We just watched the first movie with the beans, so maybe I can talk them into the show, which would make it the only non-Star Wars TV show they'd be interested in seeing.

Daniela Nieves

She's in the Vampire Academy series, which Julie Plec is developing. I really like her skirt, but the shirt might need a second draft.

Marguerite MacIntyre

Marguerite acted on The Vampire Diaries, then became a writer on it, then wrote on the Originals, and is now EPing this with Plec. And she looks super.

Sisi Stringer

Well, she has on a Lisa Simpson shirt, so obviously she has stellar taste.

Sasheer Zamata

She's there for "Marvel's Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur," and LOOK how awesome she is with close-cut hair.

Danielle Pinnock

I love this on her. I keep meaning to try Ghosts. Will this do it? MAYBE.

Rebecca Wisocky

Her shoes feel very Back to the Future II.

Rose McIver

YES. It's almost wasted on an event where she mostly sat down, so I'm glad Rose got plenty of full photos as well. This is dramatic and divine.

Utkarsh Ambudkar

Utkarsh is with his two-year old son, who was clearly a tired little noodle, so dad cuddled him to sleep while he did his job. Also, look at this photo of him snuggling and sleeping on Rose. Obviously Utkarsh was in a bind and so they all just pitched in and made it work. The little man seems like he was well behaved! Honestly, having your 2-year old just sleep when he or she is bored sounds like a dream outcome.

Sarah Michelle Gellar Is Coming Back to TV

To supernatural TV, too.