This giant group cover has a very messy rock vibe to it that I like, but weirdly, very few of the cast members actually look good in it. Jordan Alexander, who is in the middle with the buzz cut, commands it the best. The girl next to her looks Over It. Guy On Left is kind of grimacing, the girl next to him has no neck, Tavi looks super unsettled (and it's also jarring how much she resembles early Taylor Momsen), the girl on the end seems to be midsentence, the dude on the bottom is going full Miley with his tongue in a way that sets my teeth on edge, and Emily Alyn Lind on the bottom left might as well be Leighton Meester in a bad wig.
The problem with this story is, none of the photos are captioned, so I don't know who half of these people are. HOWEVER, I believe here we have: Emily Alyn Lind (her mom was Deb on One Tree Hill), Zion Moreno, and Whitney Peak. Now Barbara looks to me like Taryn Manning. I would like to know what she looks like as herself. Zion looks cute, though; it's a much better photo of her than the cover. Whitney also looks better.
Okay, and I THINK Pink Hair is Evan Mock, Pink Sweater is Thomas Doherty, and Pink Shirt is Eli Brown. I do not understand why two of these men needed to be folded in half?
And here, I believe we have Jordan Alexander, Savannah Smith, and Tavi Gevinson. It's... better? Jordan is very very good at pulling focus. I think she's just... blessed with a cool vibe.
Wow, Thomas Doherty's eyes in this shot are EERIE. Is this a vampire show now? And why is Evan Mock manspreading?
Eli Brown
He is adorable. I sound like an old lady.
Thomas Doherty
I believe he is Scottish in real life. He has a mild Chuck Bass vibe to him, as well.
Tavi
She has such a great face. I remember seeing her at Fashion Week when she was a 13-year old style obsession and she had her mom there, and they were both taking it in SUCH impressive stride.
Evan Mock
There is so much going in these pictures -- they are SO busy and LOUD -- that I find the people often get lost, and this is one such photo. It's an ad for... I don't know, the shirt, the jacket, the hair dye, but not the actual person.
Emily Alyn Lind
This has a very 90s grunge waif feel.
Whitney Peak
I have concerns about that shirt, but her hair is AMAZING.
Zion Moreno
Zion is a trans actress, but they haven't revealed yet whether she's playing a trans character as well. She's stunning.
Savannah Smith
This is a GREAT photo of her -- better than in any of the group shots. THAT is some eye contact. She looks like the hip CEO of a new tech company that will reinvent voter registration, or something.
Jordan Alexander
This is a little muggy for me.