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# Cosmopolitan: Ashley Park
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cosmopolitan-ashley-park/
- Published: 2024-08-07T16:45:43.000Z
- Updated: 2024-08-07T05:22:32.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:27

## Ashley Park

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2024/08/cosashley_digicover-1722968960.jpg)

This isn't a bad outfit, but the photo is just... bland. Also, no I do NOT want to INJECT MY MOISTURIZER???? I can slather it on myself FOR FREE and without a needle. What's next? Injecting my scalp with shampoo that will release when hit with a shower spray? No.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/08/COS090124CoverStory_010-1722968999.jpg)

This photo is the closest to what her actual energy seems to be, and I have no idea why we got it while she's chilling in a bathtub fully clothed, but nowhere else. (I assume it's down to photo choices/the direction.)

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/08/COS090124CoverStory_012-1722968972.jpg)

I DO like that green marble. Use with care, obviously. It makes a loud statement. But it's pretty.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/08/COS090124CoverStory_013-1722968985.jpg)

"Find me a place with a LOT of those glass cube walls from the '80s. No, two is not enough. MORE."

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/08/COS090124CoverStory_008-1722969039.jpg)

"THREE is the best you can do??? FINE, but get me a fax machine and a ruffled diaper, or else it won't SUPPORT MY VISION. And if you don't produce a fourth cube wall, I'm warning you, I'll stick her ifront of some vertical blinds."

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/08/COS090124CoverStory_007-1722969025.jpg)

"I WARNED YOU."(For real, what is this space they chose? The blinds are on the cover too but you can't quite tell that's what they are; this fully exposes it. Also, I love those shoes with this; I do really believe they complete the outfit.)

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/08/COS090124CoverStory_011-1722969013.jpg)

This is fine! Everything is fine.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/08/COS090124CoverStory_005-1722969052.jpg)

This doesn't even really look like her? It could be any old shoe ad.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/08/COS090124CoverStory_006-1722969065.jpg)

Love the Doc boots and the old car; cannot figure out what the art direction mood board was for this shoot.

[Ashley Park Nabs the Cosmo Cover For SeptemberThe story is better than the pics.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2024/08/cosashley_digicover-1722968960.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/ashley-park-nabs-the-cosmo-cover-for-september-08-2024/)