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Ashley Park

This isn't a bad outfit, but the photo is just... bland. Also, no I do NOT want to INJECT MY MOISTURIZER???? I can slather it on myself FOR FREE and without a needle. What's next? Injecting my scalp with shampoo that will release when hit with a shower spray? No.

This photo is the closest to what her actual energy seems to be, and I have no idea why we got it while she's chilling in a bathtub fully clothed, but nowhere else. (I assume it's down to photo choices/the direction.)

I DO like that green marble. Use with care, obviously. It makes a loud statement. But it's pretty.

"Find me a place with a LOT of those glass cube walls from the '80s. No, two is not enough. MORE."

"THREE is the best you can do??? FINE, but get me a fax machine and a ruffled diaper, or else it won't SUPPORT MY VISION. And if you don't produce a fourth cube wall, I'm warning you, I'll stick her ifront of some vertical blinds."

"I WARNED YOU."(For real, what is this space they chose? The blinds are on the cover too but you can't quite tell that's what they are; this fully exposes it. Also, I love those shoes with this; I do really believe they complete the outfit.)

This is fine! Everything is fine.

This doesn't even really look like her? It could be any old shoe ad.

Love the Doc boots and the old car; cannot figure out what the art direction mood board was for this shoot.

Ashley Park Nabs the Cosmo Cover For September
The story is better than the pics.

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