I'd love to have been the fly on the wall when they came up with the concept art of Cara looking like a very run-of-the-mill catalog page. I'm not saying she needs to roll out her tongue and straddle something, but this is a tad too Easy Breezy Beautiful Cover Girl, no? She also doesn't look entirely like herself here -- it's like Cara mixed with some of Jenna Dewan.
When I roll around on a bed of flowers, mesh underpants are at the top of my outfit list.
All I can look at in this photo is the boob inserts, and how UTTERLY GIGANTIC the shoes look. They are foot rafts.
Her hair and makeup look perfect here.
And in case you are wondering, Cosmo's oral fixation continues apace. Cara might not be eating pizza, or ice cream, or any other thing that we recognize as food. But she is picking her teeth with a flower here...
... and chewing on a thumbnail...
... and now picking her teeth with a spiked Press-On.
And while she's not eating anything here, her tongue IS on its way to the flower. I am over tongues. But I feel like a variation on this would have been a more personable, more lively, and more potentially interesting cover. Is the flower a sex toy? Are the nails somehow a living-on-the-edge part of this? I might be TERRIFIED, but I'd probably want to read on and find out.