Lindsay Lohan
Ah, the "do not mix with alcohol" face -- so often confused with the "suggestive winky face." cc: Lucille Bluth.
Lindsay Lohan
But, like, not AGGRESSIVELY wretched, right? I am not huge on those shoes, but the dress is kind of okay, right?
Those are some blurbs to be proud of, by the way. "NOT AGGRESSIVELY WRETCHED" and "KIND OF OKAY." I can see them splashed across the poster for this movie already.
Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen
That being said: for someone who keeps publicly refusing Charlie Sheen's efforts to help her (which I actually think Sheen is making because he sees some of his f'ed up self in Lindsay and is therefore still sympathetic to her), her body language here seems VERY pro-Sheen. I don't even know how to wrap my brain around the concept of these two dating. Is there any way humanly possible that they would be good for each other? No, right? The world would implode under the weight of what a terrible thing that would be, right? That's what I thought.
Lindsay Lohan and Andy Dick
Okay, Andy Dick? ALSO A BAD IDEA.