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# Could Be Worse Played, Paris and Nicky Hilton
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/could_be_worse_played_paris_an-11-2010/
- Published: 2010-11-12T13:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2014-04-02T01:17:34.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Dialogues, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

NICKY HILTON: Have you completely lost the ability to stand normally?

PARIS HILTON: I totally don't know what you mean.

NICKY: I think that's like a yoga move, basically. You're essentially doing a backbend. It's weird.

PARIS: This is how I stand to brush my teeth. This is totally normal.

NICKY: You know what IS totally normal?

PARIS: Um, yes. Our outfits.

NICKY: Weird, right?

PARIS: All undergarments accounted for. Two legs on my tights. No leggings. Y[ou're not wearing that one shirt you used to wear all the time.](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/2006/09/nicky-fugton-and-the-tale-of-th.html) I just used the word "accounted." AND "undergarments."

NICKY: I mean, do we look AMAZING?

PARIS: I do.

NICKY: DO YOU?

PARIS: We look cute. Let's leave it at that.

NICKY: It makes me uneasy.