PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 27: Anya Taylor-Joy attends the Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 27, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)
The other day I brought up people who really need a hair makeover, and I COMPLETELY blanked on the person I've been using as an example for this, and then you all reminded me that it's Anya. Bob that hair! Bob that hair!
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 27: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Anya Taylor-Joy attends the Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 27, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
Also, this outfit is deranged. It's like a series of torture devices, or a hastily thrown together Halloween costume of nothing in particular.
Jenna Ortega
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 27: Jenna Ortega attends the Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 27, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)
Oh well, there goes Taylor Swift's Super Bowl outfit!!!! (For real though, Jenna looks very cool in this.)
Ella Yam
Her front says words like "FIERCE" and "BOSSY" and "MOODY" and "EMOTIONAL" and "DIFFICULT." I've decided this is a modern interpretation of How Do you Solve a Problem Like Maria. She's a novice nun, but one that is both cool AND hot.
Carla Bruni
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 27: Carla Bruni attends the Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 27, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)
Based on the other pics from elsewhere, this jacket is NOT just half of one sewn to the dress; it is in fact a real blazer she's only halfway draping. The dress doesn't need it! Not inside, anyway.
Pamela Anderson
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 27: Pamela Anderson attends the Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 27, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)
This version looks great on Pam. The veil is a fun touch, too. I'm VERY sad we are missing out on her being an Oscar nominee.
Karlie Kloss
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 27: Karlie Kloss attends the Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 27, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)
She looks like she's about to audition for a Carla Bruno biopic.
Elizabeth Debicki
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 27: Elizabeth Debicki attends the Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 27, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)
She is elegant and lovely, and also, I wonder what the point is of having her as an ambassador if she just wears slacks and a long-sleeve shirt -- or, on the red carpet, the same basic dress in different colors. This is FINE for her, but also sort of a weird partnership for THEM because it doesn't really showcase much.
Laetitia Casta
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 27: Laetitia Casta attends the Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 27, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)
Another loyal Dior footsoldier, wearing nothing in particular.
Ava Philippe
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 27: Ava Phillippe attends the Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 27, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)
I am confused by the half-poncho, and the punk-astronaut boots. But she doesn't look actively bad.
Venus Williams
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 27: Venus Williams attends the Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 27, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)
Glamorous AND ready for rain.
Sonam Kapoor
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 27: Sonam Kapoor attends the Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 27, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)
Absolutely not ready for rain.
Raffey Cassidy
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 27: Raffey Cassidy attends the Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 27, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)
Sometimes I like to imagine the celebs unboxing what they're sent and holding it up and being like, "But... what IS it?"
Nicola Coughlan
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 27: Nicola Coughlan attends the Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 27, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)
Like, this top just seems sort of needlessly complicated.
Lena Mahfouf
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 27: Lena Mahfouf attends the Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 27, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)
THAT is truly lovely.
Naomi Scott
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 27: Naomi Scott attends the Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 27, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)
This is a good leather jacket, too. Co-sign.
Jisoo
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 27: Kim Jisoo attends the Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 27, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)
This is good, too!
Alexandra Daddario
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 27: Alexandra Daddario attends the Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 27, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)
