PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 26: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Lisa Rinna attends the Viktor & Rolf Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2024-2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 26, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/Getty Images)
I almost accidentally left this slide blank, and that actually would have been appropriate because what is there to say? Is she signaling something about her own 15 minutes of fame?
BIA in Viktor & Rolf
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 26: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) BIA attends the Viktor & Rolf Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2024-2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 26, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/Getty Images)
She looks like she's giving birth to a tutu.
Pom Klementieff in Viktor & Rolf
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 26: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Pom Klementieff attends the Viktor & Rolf Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2024-2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 26, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/Getty Images)
This is meant to be worn by someone emerging from a large open shell.
Ellie Goulding in Viktor & Rolf
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 26: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Ellie Goulding attends the Viktor & Rolf Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2024-2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 26, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/Getty Images)
They designed this by making the suit and then having her run through a tunnel of hungry birds.
Jessica Wang
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 26: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Jessica Wang attends the Viktor & Rolf Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2024-2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 26, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/Getty Images)
I thought we were done with shoulders that come up to our ears.
Coco Rocha in Viktor & Rolf
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 26: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Coco Rocha attends the Viktor & Rolf Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2024-2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 26, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/Getty Images)
I have never thought this about any Coco Rocha photo, but this might be a sleep paralysis demon.
Emma Chamberlain in Gaultier
Emma Chamberlain at the Jean Paul Gaultier Haute Couture Fall 2024 show on June 26, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD via Getty Images)
Somehow this ISN'T Viktor & Rolf. But it IS hilarious. She has totally nailed the optical illusion that the blouse is holding the purse. I laugh every time I look at this so I can't even be witty about it.
BIA in Gaultier
BIA at the Jean Paul Gaultier Haute Couture Fall 2024 show on June 26, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD via Getty Images)
Her lobster claw shoes are really something. But surely that chain choker is murder on the collarbone?
Lena Mahfouf in Gaultier
Lena Mahfouf at the Jean Paul Gaultier Haute Couture Fall 2024 show on June 26, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD via Getty Images)
Does she REALLY want people checking their teeth for spinach in her boobs? And does she REALLY want to be in those pants?
Selma Blair in Gaultier
Selma Blair at the Jean Paul Gaultier Haute Couture Fall 2024 show on June 26, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD via Getty Images)
Make HER the Cabaret Emcee.
Juliette Binoche in Gaultier
Juliette Binoche at the Jean Paul Gaultier Haute Couture Fall 2024 show on June 26, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD via Getty Images)
She's selling it.
Ellie Goulding in Elie Saab
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 26: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Ellie Goulding attends the Elie Saab Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2024-2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 26, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
And Elie Saab is making bathrobes now.
Stefanie Powers in Elie Saab
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 26: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Stefanie Powers attends the Elie Saab Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2024-2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 26, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/WireImage)
I can't NOT point out the leggings and the weird shoe color, but it's Stefanie Powers, so whatever. Just hold your hand over that part.
Avril Lavigne in Elie Saab
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 26: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Avril Lavigne attends the Elie Saab Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2024-2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 26, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)