PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 28: Lily Allen attends the Valentino Haute Couture Week Spring/Summer 2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 28, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images for Valentino)
I admittedly did not care for her house as featured in Architectural Digest, but this ensemble makes a lot of sense once you've seen that. It's more fun on her than that decor was. I do not love the foot casings they're peddling right now -- that is what they seem like, rather than "shoes."
Dakota Johnson in Valentino
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 28: Dakota Johnson attends the Valentino Haute Couture Week Spring/Summer 2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 28, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images for Valentino)
She looks like she's in a tap show about the LA music scene in the 1970s. The word "pants" being in "underpants" is so misleading.
Olandria Carthen
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 28: Olandria Carthen attends the Valentino Haute Couture Week Spring/Summer 2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 28, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images for Valentino)
She is DEFINITELY having a party in a Laurel Canyon bungalow.
Shay Mitchell
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 28: Shay Mitchell attends the Valentino Haute Couture Week Spring/Summer 2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 28, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images for Valentino)
It's Krystle Carrington up top, and a worn-out pile of L'Eggs on the bottom.
Tyla
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 28: Tyla attends the Valentino Haute Couture Week Spring/Summer 2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 28, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images for Valentino)
It would drive me BANANAS if someone asked me to haul that cape around by my neck all night.
Kirsten Dunst in Valentino
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 28: Kirsten Dunst attends the Valentino Haute Couture Week Spring/Summer 2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 28, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images for Valentino)
Also, some of these seem uncomfortably short.
Lisa Rinna in Robert Wun
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 28: Lisa Rinna attends Robert Wun during Haute Couture Spring Summer 2026 as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 28, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Neil Mockford/GC Images)
I have to give her the fullest of marks for deciding to make herself synonymous with FULL ZANY, and having it actually work.
Pia Wurtzbach in Miss Sohee
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 29: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Pia Wurtzbach attends the Miss Sohee Haute Couture Week Spring/Summer 2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 29, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/Getty Images)
I thought we were done with plastering people.
Taraji P. Henson in Miss Sohee
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 29: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Taraji P. Henson attends the Miss Sohee Haute Couture Week Spring/Summer 2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 29, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/Getty Images)
Why... does this look like some kind of formal birthing coat?
Taraji P. Henson in Zuhair Murad
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 28: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Taraji P. Henson attends the Zuhair Murad Haute Couture Week Spring/Summer 2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 28, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/Getty Images)
This is MUCH better. Taraji what was even HAPPENING at that other show.
Shay Mitchell in Zuhair Murad
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 28: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Shay Mitchell attends the Zuhair Murad Haute Couture Week Spring/Summer 2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 28, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/Getty Images)
Sure! It works!
Sabrina Elba in Elie Saab
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 28: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Sabrina Elba attends the Elie Saab Haute Couture Week Spring/Summer 2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 28, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
This is shockingly low-key for Elie Saab. And a downer of a color.
Jewel
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 28: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Singer Jewel attends the Elie Saab Haute Couture Week Spring/Summer 2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 28, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
I GENUINELY thought she was Naomi Watts for a second.
