Seriously, the horse -- his name is Kuskus -- is a lovely animal, but they got very lucky that he didn't decide to relieve himself in this moment. And the Chanel jacket does not look that far removed from what the show jumpers wear. Perhaps Chanel wants to be the Ralph Lauren of the French Olympic Equestrian Team. (And yes, that is Chanel ambassador Charlotte Casiraghi in the saddle.)
And now, slacks.
This has real Senator Mulls Running For President vibes.
Was the makeup artist taking lessons from Ye's scribbling on Julia Fox's face?
You could turn that jacket into a long sheath and give it to... Annette Bening.
There is just SUCH a disconnect for me between Kristen Stewart and this brand.
Hmm. Margaret Qualley, I guess?
I don't hate the colorful tweed; I just think... making any of this feel particularly fresh will hugely depend on who they can get to wear it.
MAYBE Margot Robbie would try that?
I do like this mix-and-match.
I wonder if the eventual wearer will turn this into the minidress. Maybe someone like Tessa Thompson would wear this? I don't see her in much Chanel but she takes chances with shapes. I wanted to suggest something for Janelle Monae, who DOES wear Chanel sometimes, but I'm not feeling it.
... Meryl maybe?
Kristen would look cool in that, but I wonder if it'll go to Penelope Cruz or Margot Robbie first.
Cotillard
I fear that this will go to Margot also.
I'd sort of like to see that on someone really unexpected, like... Carey Mulligan or something.
Okay, now THAT would be unexpected on Carey Mulligan. But what in the HELL is with the makeup that looks like a black eye? That's absurd, Chanel. Do better.
K.Stew might wear that. But maybe they'll sign one of the Yellowjackets youngsters.
Lily-Rose Depp
Or this one, for her.
Kirsten Dunst used to do a flapper look occasionally.
Gal Gadot
The flowers here were to honor the late Gaspard Ulliel, who died unexpectedly at age 37 and was the face of Bleu by Chanel.