> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Couture Week Fugs and Fabs: Dior - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/couture-week-dior-fugs-and-fabs/ - Published: 2013-07-02T18:00:33.000Z - Updated: 2013-09-20T00:39:43.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35 ## Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172055670_10.xml) ... Is this a couture STD? ## Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172055659_10.xml) I totally understand that all this stuff is supposed to be viewed through a different lens than I use -- namely, I am constantly like, "WHAT THE CRACK?!?" when really it's all about art and emotion and yada yada yada (I am not and don't pretend to be a fashion analyst). But I see something like this and keep wondering how and why it started out at point A and then ended up at Point Break. ## Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172055674_10.xml) What exactly is hatching from her thighs? ## Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172055642_10.xml) There are nuns who like it sassier than this. ## Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172055638_10.xml) Is that a pocket ponytail, or a wrap slung over her wrist? If the former, I am afraid. If the latter, I am going to calm down and resume being fascinated by that necklace. ## Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172055634_10.xml) It's a toga! It's a sarong! It's one nylon! It's an anklet! It's a sundial on her wrist! It's a garter belt that rode up too high! It's a TOTAL NIGHTMARE to put on without a team of three! So I'm sure it's perfect. ## Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172055468_10.xml) Okay, that is some foxy drama, though. Put a hat on it and send it to Royal Ascot. ## Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172055441_10.xml) Oh God, somebody sniffed glue at the button factory again. ## Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172055366_10.xml) Botanists, can you confirm that this is a rare desert plant? ## Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172055335_10.xml) I think there's a vaccine for that. ## Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172055259_10.xml) This is pleasantly weird -- like if Cousin Itt went to a fancy salon. ## Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172055227_10.xml) In the '80s, this is what we all thought we'd be wearing by 2013\. Congratulations to us! ## Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172055078_10.xml) Oh, sure, just stick a menstrual belt around it and call it done. ## Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172055060_10.xml) I'd have been curious to see this dress if the rest of it looked like the bottom third. Sadly, instead, she's wearing the seat of a deckchair. ## Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172055013_10.xml) This could adapt into something effective. Or am I reaching? I'm feeling Cotillard, though -- she loves a play on length, for one. ## Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172055011_10.xml) Lord, they'll probably stick this on J.Lawr in baby pink. It's not terrible but what is that mucus globule on the skirt? ## Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172055003_10.xml) Someone will wear this in cocktail length. I hope. As-is, she looks like a car wash. ## Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172055001_10.xml) Well, if this makes HER look wide, I can't imagine what it will do on non-model people. But at least it's interesting. ## Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172054999_10.xml) It's the demi-wimple that really completes the outfit. ## Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172052541_10.xml) Word vomit: Nautical bumblebee sack. ## Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172054980_10.xml) Perfect for a day at the Kabbalah Center, right, Madonna? ## Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172054978_10.xml) I guess her pilot never turned off the Fasten Seatbelt sign. ## Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172054942_10.xml) It's grim when this is not the worst thing on the runway. ## Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172054921_10.xml) I MEAN. And are those oven mitts? ## Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172054900_10.xml) WORDS. ## Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172054864_10.xml) I can't even parse what this IS. ## Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172054839_10.xml) Well, she didn't win the quilting bee, but at least she found a way to wear it again. ## Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172054804_10.xml) J.Lawr all the way. Right? I mean, it's even red. If she's still a Dior girl when "Catching Fire" comes out, it's so thematic. ## Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172052765_10.xml) This is SO wholly dependent on context. ## Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172052681_10.xml) Ditto -- like, it could be an underboob nightmare, or it could be flowy and nice. ## Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172052672_10.xml) Look at her working this mess of patterns and that plastic see-through skirt. She is the only even remotely convincing argument that will ever be made for this outfit. Whatever it is. (What IS it?) ## Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172052639_10.xml) Well, I always LOVE it when my sleeves look like I'm wearing scrunches as bracelets. ## Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172052610_10.xml) Let's close on this: simple but achingly effective, and a dress -- you will see this coming a mile away -- that I would love them to put on Jessica Chastain. [Couture Week Fugs and Fabs: DiorWarning: There are nipples. I tried to hide them somewhere in the middle, but I didn't think they should arrive at your desk unannounced, especially if your boss does. \[Photos: Getty\] \[Full show: The Cut\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172055670_10.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/couture-week-dior-fugs-and-fabs-07-2013/)