PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 29: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Megan Thee Stallion attends the Gaurav Gupta Haute Couture Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 29, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/Getty Images)
This is just an extremely overexcited necklace, really. I am ALMOST shocked she didn't save this for the Grammys, but maybe she's got something even wilder up her, um, sleeve, possibly also made by this line. Also, I don't know if you can tell, but she has a backwards manicure of sorts here -- the nails are painted with points that face TOWARD her hand.
MTS in Gaultier
Megan Thee Stallion at the Jean Paul Gaultier Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2025 fashion show as part of Paris Couture Fashion Week on January 29, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD via Getty Images)
Well, at least these are very cute underpants (a flower on her flower, though...). Imagine if they dared to make entire HOT PANTS. Or even, dare I say it aloud, a skirt.
MTS
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 29: Megan Thee Stallion is seen outside Gaurav Gupta during the Haute Couture Spring-Summer 2025 as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 29, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Valentina Frugiuele/Getty Images)
Back to the Gaurav Gupta headpiece for a second, just so you can see it up close. I'm dying to know how heavy it is.
Lisa Rinna in Viktor & Rolf
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 29: Lisa Rinna wears black and white polka dot oversized structured top with ruffled sleeves and collar, green peplum skirt, black polka dot tights, outside Viktor & Rolf, during the Haute Couture Spring-Summer 2025 as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 29, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Claudio Lavenia/Getty Images)
Welcome to Cruella deVil's clown college.
Soko in Valentino
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 29: Soko attends the Valentino Haute Couture Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 29, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Neil Mockford/GC Images)
Whereas this is a more REFINED clown college. It's the Sorbonne of clown colleges.
Colman Domingo in Valentino
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 29: Colman Domingo attends Vertigeneux, the Valentino Haute Couture Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 29, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Valentino)
Wow. I love him, and cannot deal with this entire combination. EVERY piece is a swerve.
Carla Bruni in Valentino
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 29: Carla Bruni attends Vertigeneux, the Valentino Haute Couture Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 29, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Valentino)
Her hair looks like it rained on her or something. The purse is gorgeous.
Tali Lennox in Valentino
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 29: Tali Lennox attends Vertigeneux, the Valentino Haute Couture Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 29, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Valentino)
I assume Mia Goth and Ti West are making a horror movie about this.
Charlotte Lawrence in Valentino
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 29: Charlotte Lawrence attends Vertigeneux, the Valentino Haute Couture Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 29, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images for Valentino)
I guess... get ready for white lace tights sometime in the next year.
Hunter Schafer in Gaultier
Hunter Schafer at the Jean Paul Gaultier Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2025 fashion show as part of Paris Couture Fashion Week on January 29, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD via Getty Images)
Or white lace EVERYTHING??? I DO think this would be a sign of an EXTREMELY fun wedding.
Lisa Rinna in Gaultier
Lisa Rinna at the Jean Paul Gaultier Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2025 fashion show as part of Paris Couture Fashion Week on January 29, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD via Getty Images)
Here, she is dressed as Julia Fox's accountant.
Ashley Graham in Gaultier
Ashley Graham at the Jean Paul Gaultier Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2025 fashion show as part of Paris Couture Fashion Week on January 29, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD via Getty Images)
This is straightforward and boring, and from her, that is a relief.
Rachel Sennott in Gaultier
Rachel Sennott at the Jean Paul Gaultier Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2025 fashion show as part of Paris Couture Fashion Week on January 29, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD via Getty Images)
She always looks at the camera like it tried to buy her date a drink at the bar, and now they're stuck in the bathroom line together.
Ellie Bamber in Elie Saab
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 29: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Ellie Bamber attends the Elie Saab Haute Couture Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 29, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/WireImage)
I would not have thought Safari Socialite was this brand's aesthetic.
Kathryn Newton in Georges Chakra
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 28: Kathryn Newton attends the Georges Chakra Haute Couture Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week at Palais de Tokyo on January 28, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images)