Yox

The outfit she wore to Kenzo WAS Schiaparelli. (I thought it might be, but couldn't figure out why she wouldn't be wearing Kenzo.) This one is... better? At what point do you look at the dude next to you, who has taken a crayon to your face, and notice that he is essentially wearing a bag over his head, and think, "Is... this what it's gonna be now?"

Do you think this stuff works like it does on football players? Maybe she just REALLY has issues with glare. This outfit involves a LOT of material, and that's a nice change from the ultra ultra ultra low rise pants. She actually looks pretty good, even though boots that massive generally look silly to me.

They just seem so CLUNKY. As do the gloves. But, you know, FASHION. And it is better than the thong pants.

I just thought you'd like to know that Ye apparently just really hates the cold, and has not decided only to wear bags over his head.

Laverne Cox in Schiaparelli

Well, I'm into the hat, at least?

Pixie Lott

I know the name "Pixie Lott," from the category of People Who Are Famous in Britain, but I realized today that I might not have been able to pick her face out of a lineup. I like her sweater, but obviously the real star of the show here is the Dodgers cap behind her.

Christine Chiu

She's from Bling Empire, which I did not watch, and the most recent season of Dancing With The Stars (which I did). This outfit is really doing the most to keep her warm enough that she can wear short without crying. It looks ridiculous, but I guess if you can't do that during Couture Week, when can you? (Just kidding, the answer for even vaguely famous people is, "It's ALWAYS a good day to look ridiculous.")

Rosamund Pike in Dior

We have seen a fair few of these puffer-looking skirt -- J Balvin just wore one to Louis Vuitton's menswear show. I'm sure it's comfortable. She's giving me real Headmistress vibes here, with the exception of the random veil.

This is more Headmistress Accepts Her Own Punishment.

Cara Delevingne

And I guess she's the pupil?

Sure, okay. I can't pretend to know what Dior's angle is anymore.

Natalia Vodianova

This coat is charming.

Madelaine Petsch

That's lively, but it needs an extra inch or two.

Isabelle Adjani

I feel I have wasted my life in not being EXACTLY tis level of... not Noted Kook, perhaps, but Noted Woman of Imagined Mystery Only. "Don't look at me," this screams at you, with a megaphone that makes obeying her impossible.

Claire Foy

This is unexpected. And a bit messy. Not the coat; the coat is crisp and lovely. The rest seems like she went to a '90s party, then washed her face, slept 12 hours, and rushed straight out to the show.

Laverne Cox in Alexandre Vauthier

I somehow want to combine this look with her other one to create a Super Look. Hat with sleek hair and great lipstick but with this dress, and tights and the other shoes (which weren't great, but beat the heavy boots). Thoughts? (I actually liked the Schiap coat she had on, but the bodysuit underneath it was just WAITING to snag on a car seat or something.)

Christine Chiu in Alexandre Vauthier

Coffee filters never looked so fancy.

Christine Chiu

She also went to Chanel, so I guess she's going to be the omnipresent face at Couture Week.

Sofia Coppola

Tweedy Chanel is super not my thing, but this is very cute and cheery on her; well played.

Margot Robbie

Margot didn't take off the coat even inside. I don't know if she was just cold, or didn't love what they sent her. It LOOKS potentially okay, but also potentially seasonally wacky.

Vanessa Paradis

Everything here is just fine. I actually rather like that blouse.

Pharrell

I have to wonder if the world looks better through bejeweled specs. Are they the new rose-colored glasses?

Julia Fox Is Still Doing That Aggressive Eyeliner

And other hits and misses from the Couture Week front rows.