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Kim Kardashian West and North West
Jean Paul Gaultier show, Arrivals, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 06 Jul 2022
North looks like a mini-mogul -- like she runs an intense undercover contraband operation at a fancy private school, with salaried student employees -- and Kim looks bananas. Seriously, I think those are the pads that come in every sports bra, which I take out because they never survive the dryer in their proper place. I have never wished they were an EXTERNAL part of my clothing instead.
Kim
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Kim Kardashian attends the Jean-Paul Gaultier Haute Couture Fall Winter 2022 2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 06, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
But it's the collar and the fake nosering and chain that really get me. She looks like she got her head stuck in a Champagne bucket and they just cut some of it off around her.
Coco Rocha in Gaultier
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Coco Rocha attends the Jean-Paul Gaultier Haute Couture Fall Winter 2022 2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 06, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
Obviously she is making this look ideal and fantastic. Coco knows shapes.
Jourdan Dunn
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Jourdan Dunn
Jean Paul Gaultier show, Arrivals, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 06 Jul 2022
It's like a sad wearable gazebo.
Ashley Park in Gaultier
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Ashley Park
Jean Paul Gaultier show, Arrivals, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 06 Jul 2022
This, I really like. It's dramatic but elegant at the same time.
Camille Razat in Gaultier
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Camille Razat
Jean Paul Gaultier show, Arrivals, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 06 Jul 2022
It's a suit with a sleeping bag included.
Kris Jenner and Corey Gamble in Gaultier
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Kris Jenner and Corey Gamble attend the Jean-Paul Gaultier Haute Couture Fall Winter 2022 2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 06, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
I enjoy Kris's power suit, but the pants don't really gel.
Cindy Bruna
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Cindy Bruna
Jean Paul Gaultier show, Arrivals, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 06 Jul 2022
It's the Halsey Boob Belt dress TIMES THREE.
Bilal Hassani
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Bilal Hassani
Jean Paul Gaultier show, Arrivals, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 06 Jul 2022
This is weird, but it's the shooves for me.
Maluma in Gaultier
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Maluma
Jean Paul Gaultier show, Arrivals, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 06 Jul 2022
He is a successful peyote farmer.
KKW in Balenciaga
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: Kim Kardashian and Saint West depart at Balenciaga on July 06, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Jacopo M. Raule/Getty Images For Balenciaga)
I believe this is Kim just after she walked in Balenciaga, in a crushed velvet skintight shenanigan much like the ones that got people buzzing in the first place. It's their joint brand right now.
North and Kris in Balenciaga
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: North West and Kris Jenner arrive at Balenciaga on July 06, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Jacopo M. Raule/Getty Images For Balenciaga)
Kris, it seems, has left the salon without returning the gown.
Christine Quinn in Balenciaga
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: Christine Quinn departs at Balenciaga on July 06, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/Getty Images For Balenciaga)
Christine is the villain on Selling Sunset, and she certainly looks the part. I assume in season six she becomes a cat burglar.
Alexa Demie in Balenciaga
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: Alexa Demie arrives at Balenciaga on July 06, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Jacopo M. Raule/Getty Images For Balenciaga)
And yet I think Alexa is serving Viper much more glamorously.
Emily Ratajkowski in Balenciaga
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: Emily Ratajkowski arrives at Balenciaga on July 06, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/Getty Images For Balenciaga)
Shrug.
Tracee Ellis Ross in Balenciaga
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: Tracee Ellis Ross departs at Balenciaga on July 06, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Jacopo M. Raule/Getty Images For Balenciaga)
I appreciate that Tracee got the most interesting thing on offer.
Michelle Yeoh in Balenciaga
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: Michelle Yeoh arrives at Balenciaga on July 06, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/Getty Images For Balenciaga)
And Michelle Yeoh looks cool and composed.
Bella Hadid in Balenciaga
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: Bella Hadid departs at Balenciaga on July 06, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Jacopo M. Raule/Getty Images For Balenciaga)
Ridiculous jeans, absurd sunnies, and yet she looks so happy.
Nicole and Keith
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban depart at Balenciaga on July 06, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Jacopo M. Raule/Getty Images For Balenciaga)
In other news, these two are still hot for each other. (Nicole was in the show, which I think is why her hair looks so crispy.)
Dua Lipa
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: Dua Lipa departs at Balenciaga on July 06, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/Getty Images For Balenciaga)
FREE THE ARMPIT, she is saying.
Sabrina Elba
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Sabrina Elba attends the Elie Saab Haute Couture Fall Winter 2022 2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 06, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
If I look at this long enough, I just see the letter e everywhere, and it starts to feel like a scream.
Irina Lazareanu
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Irina Lazareanu attends the Jean-Paul Gaultier Haute Couture Fall Winter 2022 2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 06, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
Irina! One of my favorite models from back in the day, and now she looks like an operative who got caught in a toilet-paper raid.
Kate Beckinsale
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Kate Beckinsale
Elie Saab show, Front Row, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 06 Jul 2022
This is lively.
Eileen Gu, Kate Beckinsale
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Eileen Gu and Kate Beckinsale attend the Elie Saab Haute Couture Fall Winter 2022 2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 06, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
The symmetry of this photo really cracks me up -- it's precise down to the placement of Kate's purse. Eileen looks like a sparkly sea creature.
Hannah Waddingham in Elie Saab
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Hannah Waddingham
Elie Saab show, Photocall, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 06 Jul 2022
Good, Hannah, back away from the D&G. (I think a brighter contrasting shoe color is in order next time, too.)
