PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 04: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Janicza Bravo and Natasha Lyonne attend the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall Winter 2022 2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 04, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
I feel like Schiap needed to give Janicza one more fitting on that, but it's pretty good. Natasha looks like a modern vampire.
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 04: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Natasha Lyonne attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall Winter 2022 2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 04, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
Up to and including these HILARIOUS and super creepy sunglasses.
Rita Ora in Schiaparelli
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Rita Ora
Schiaparelli show, Arrivals, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 04 Jul 2022
Wearing Sciaparelli
This is awful. I think of precision when I think of Schiaparelli, and this has the appearance of absolutely NONE of that.
Hunter Schafer in Schiaparelli
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 04: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Hunter Schafer attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall Winter 2022 2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 04, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
Whereas this dress is sharp and great, but the hellacious claw-toenail shoes will haunt me forever.
Anitta in Schiaparelli
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 04: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Anitta attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall Winter 2022 2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 04, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 04: Emma Watson is seen outside Schiaparelli during Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture Fall Winter 2022 2023 - Day One on July 04, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Christian Vierig/GC Images)
Surprise! Emma Watson appeared at something, looking like a stylish pirate.
Lee Pace
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 04: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Lee Pace attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall Winter 2022 2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 04, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
Well, MOST of this is fine, but they need a second pass on the pants.
Karlie Kloss in Schiaparelli
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 04: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Karlie Kloss attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall Winter 2022 2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 04, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
She's letting the earrings do the talking, which isn't a bad idea.
Jean Todt and Michelle Yeoh in Schiaparelli
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Jean Todt and Michelle Yeoh
Schiaparelli show, Arrivals, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 04 Jul 2022
That has to be the chillest thing Schiaparelli has ever made.
Julia Fox in Iris Van Herpen
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 04: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Julia Fox attends the Iris Van Herpen Haute Couture Fall Winter 2022 2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 04, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/Getty Images)
She's doing her best. It's not HER fault she isn't Gwen Christie.
Coco Rocha in Iris Van Herpen
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 04: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Coco Rocha attends the Iris Van Herpen Haute Couture Fall Winter 2022 2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 04, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/Getty Images)
She's rocking it, as usual.
Pixie Lott in Schiaparelli
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 04: Pixie Lott attends the "Shocking! Les Mondes Surrealistes D'Elsa Schiaparelli (Shoking! The Surrealist Worlds Of Elsa Schiaparelli)" Exhibition as part of Paris Fashion Week at Musee Des Arts Decoratifs on July 04, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/Getty Images)
Pixie went to the opening of the exhibit, and it's nice to see someone in the signature Schiaparelli pink.
Rita Ora in Schiaparelli
PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 04: Singer Rita Ora attends the "Shocking! Les Mondes Surrealistes D'Elsa Schiaparelli (Shoking! The Surrealist Worlds Of Elsa Schiaparelli)" Exhibition as part of Paris Fashion Week at Musee Des Arts Decoratifs on July 04, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/WireImage)
Like Karlie earlier, I think she's hoping the jewelry will carry the day, but a) somehow it doesn't, and b) those are the wrong shoes.
Robbie Williams in Giambattista Valli
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Robbie Williams
Giambattista Valli show, Front Row, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 04 Jul 2022
He looks like the sexy rocker reverend who will almost certainly be the chief suspect in a cozy English murder mystery.
with Ayda Field
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Robbie Williams and Ayda Field
Giambattista Valli show, Front Row, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 04 Jul 2022
And she will have done it, in the end.
Sabrina Elba
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Sabrina Elba
Giambattista Valli show, Front Row, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 04 Jul 2022
Somehow this is Giambattista Valli and not Moschino.
Cindy Bruna in Giambattista Valli
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Cindy Bruna
Giambattista Valli show, Front Row, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 04 Jul 2022
I keep waiting for him to make an elaborate boudoir line.
Eiza Gonzalez
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Eiza Gonzalez
Giambattista Valli show, Front Row, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 04 Jul 2022
And then there's this, which is totally calm.
Thomasin McKenzie in Dior
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Thomasin McKenzie
Dior show, Arrivals, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 04 Jul 2022
This is pretty much fine, right?
Zoe Saldana in Dior
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Zoe Saldana
Dior show, Arrivals, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 04 Jul 2022
And that's maybe a little fussy in places, but not terrible. Dior MIGHT have turned a corner.
Liza Koshy in Dior
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Liza Koshy
Dior show, Arrivals, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 04 Jul 2022
I can't deal with the thigh action here, but everything else is fine.
Lily Aldridge in Dior
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Lily Alridge
Dior show, Arrivals, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 04 Jul 2022
That's a LITTLE staid on her.
Sigourney Weaver
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Sigourney Weaver
Dior show, Arrivals, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 04 Jul 2022
Ditto, frankly.
Naomi Watts
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Naomi Watts
Dior show, Arrivals, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 04 Jul 2022
This is unimaginatively fine. That's somehow not an insult.
Celeste in Dior
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Celeste
Dior show, Arrivals, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 04 Jul 2022
She's clearly getting a kick out of this. Look, none of this is rocking my socks off, but it's just nice that Dior -- which for a while there was VERY cringey -- has given up some ground here and allowed other houses to be the easy punch lines.
