Ralph & Russo : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Sometimes a simple shoe IS the way to go.
Ralph & Russo : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
I like the unusual shape of that clutch.
Valentino : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
I think we're so used to crazy heel heights that this actually seems off to me.
Valentino : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
They're almost SENSIBLE.
Jean Paul Gaultier : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
These seem off to me because they are INSANE. They're really just a stick strapped to her heel with ankle satin.
Jean Paul Gaultier : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
But, we can be friends.
Stephane Rolland : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Nifty, and full of places to give new and exciting blisters.
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
I just thought we should all admire Karl's vision for fanny packs and protective gear.
Alexis Mabille : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
I think my favorite thing is... do I spy a ZIPPER dangling down the inside of her ankle? And running discreetly up her leg? What an interesting way to put on pants.
Alexis Mabille : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Well. Those earrings are not f'ing around.
Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Those look mad uncomfortable. Those Valentino ones are starting to seem EXTREMELY sensible now.
Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Let's all start wearing scrunchies around our wrists again.
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
C3PO's formal loafers.
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Seafoam foot-binding? No, thanks.
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Dior just really, really cares about our knee health, you guys.
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
These look like someone's kindergarten class put them up for auction at a fundraiser.
Schiaparelli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
No.
Atelier Versace : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
I have ALWAYS wanted scales.
Atelier Versace : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Plastic shoes. No thank you.
Atelier Versace : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
I will accept a second date with these, though. If ogling them here counts as the first, which I think it should.