Couture Week Fugs and Fabs: Alexis Mabille

Alexis Mabille : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014

Seriously, under the floor of St. George's Chapel, Henry VIII is trembling with envy.

Why doesn't Gaga wear any of THIS stuff? It's just as much performance art as anything Versace will dare her to wear, if not more.

Vacuum filters have never looked so nice.

That's quite striking. What if we got a Downton lady in something like that? Not Dockery, I don't think, but maybe Edith. Or Daisy.

Okay, that's just sparkly airbrushed abs.

Someday, when I'm in the hospital, I want Jessica to burst into my room wearing this and demanding all kinds of answers from my doctors.

The detail running down the side of this is lovely.

Any cape that attaches at the neck in the FRONT will probably prove to be hella annoying.

I don't love the dress itself, but the bored look in her face as she holds out that cape is sublime. J.Lo, please do this.

Such fancy mosquito netting.

I can't picture this on anybody, but I love it in this context.

This has a Specialty Bridal feel to it.

This has a "Sex And The City III: Samantha Starts Wearing Robes of State" feel to it.

Depressing, after everything else, no?

Yeah, this one also feels like filler.

O HOLY SWINTON.

O lowly Kardashian.