> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Couture Week Fugs and Fabs: Armani and Valentino - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/couture-week-fugs-and-fabs-armani-and-valentino/ - Published: 2013-01-25T20:00:37.000Z - Updated: 2013-09-20T00:40:32.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31 ## Giorgio Armani Prive Spring/Summer 2013 Haute-Couture show ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2013/01/spl485560_014.jpg) The giant finger-trap shoulder pin here makes me laugh. That said, I'm sorry, I know I say Cate Blanchett a lot, but the fact is she is one of the most daring people sartorially and she won't shy away from weird colors and patterns. Plus, I feel like when she's not in Givenchy, she's in Armani. But wouldn't you love to see GOOP in this? She's not much for volume these days, so it'd be fresh, AND she could pretend the brooch is a rolling pin from her kitchen. ## Giorgio Armani Prive Spring/Summer 2013 Haute-Couture show ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/spl485560_010.jpg) I want the shoes. I like the pattern. But dresses over pants need to stay inside dressing rooms, where people like me only remove the pants if the rest of the outfit is worthy of the effort of full removal. ## Giorgio Armani Prive Spring/Summer 2013 Haute-Couture show ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/spl485560_012.jpg) Bueller? Bueller? Let's put Sarah Jessica Parker in this. Or Katharine McPhee, since she likes racy necklines. ## Giorgio Armani Prive Spring/Summer 2013 Haute-Couture show ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/spl485560_015.xml) This model is either trying not to trip, or not to sneeze. ## Giorgio Armani Prive Spring/Summer 2013 Haute-Couture show ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/spl485560_017.xml) This silhouette reminds me SO MUCH of [what Hath just wore](https://gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-well-played-anne-hathaway-01-2013?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). Maybe she should just do the same thing over and over but in different colors. I DO find this fabric enticing. ## Giorgio Armani Prive Spring/Summer 2013 Haute-Couture show ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/spl485560_008.jpg) Zoe Saldana. ## Giorgio Armani Prive Spring/Summer 2013 Haute-Couture show ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/spl485560_009.jpg) COME ON SWINTON. COME BACK TO US. ## Valentino Spring/Summer 2013 Haute-Couture show, Paris ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/spl485961_029.jpg) Yikes, the flash photography didn't mesh with this outfit. From what I can see if I tilt my laptop screen way back, it's very pretty and very unlined. ## Valentino Spring/Summer 2013 Haute-Couture show, Paris ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/spl485961_031.xml) This lady is in costume as one of Queen Elizabeth II's favorite ottomans. I would love to see that JUST as a flared skirt, with a simple monochrome top. Or just in a less... billowy shape. ## Valentino Spring/Summer 2013 Haute-Couture show, Paris ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/spl485961_028.jpg) Happy Valentine's Day! I built you a love fence! ## Valentino Spring/Summer 2013 Haute-Couture show, Paris ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/spl485961_035.jpg) Dear Helen Hunt: Go on, be a devil. ## Valentino Spring/Summer 2013 Haute-Couture show, Paris ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/spl485961_032.jpg) This is for a young 'un, like an Ariel Winter -- maybe in a year -- or a Hailee Steinfeld, Selena Gomez, etc. ## Valentino Spring/Summer 2013 Haute-Couture show, Paris ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/spl485961_033.jpg) This is the grown-up version, and I can tell you right now it needs some bust support hella quick or else that sucker's getting yanked up thirty times an hour. But who can we put it on? Hmm. Olivia Wilde? ## Valentino Spring/Summer 2013 Haute-Couture show, Paris ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/spl485961_030.xml) I am feeling Felicity Jones from *Shoot What Is That Movie That's Super Depressing About How Long-Distance Relationships Are A Drag And If Even One Of You Keeps Refusing To Move For Very Slim Reasons Then It Is A Sign, I Refuse To Look This Up, I Need To Make My Brain Work, WHAT IS IT CALLED, Aha, That's Right, It Was 'Like Crazy'*. ## Valentino Spring/Summer 2013 Haute-Couture show, Paris ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/spl485961_036.jpg) I don't know. Dita Von Teese? For fun. ## Valentino Spring/Summer 2013 Haute-Couture show, Paris ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/spl485961_034.jpg) Miley Cyrus is drooling right now. Also she probably wants to wear this. HAR. [Couture Week Fugs and Fabs: Armani and ValentinoWe REALLY only got these in tiny drips, and I don't entirely know why, but let's enjoy what we can. The whole shebangs are available here for Armani Prive, and here for Valentino. \[Photos: Splash\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2013/01/spl485560_014.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/couture-week-fugs-and-fabs-armani-and-valentino-01-2013/)