> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Couture Week Fugs and Fabs: Armani - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/couture-week-fugs-and-fabs-armani/ - Published: 2013-07-03T20:00:49.000Z - Updated: 2013-09-20T00:39:42.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35 ## Giorgio Armani Prive: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172494510_10.xml) When Jessica Chastain wears this, we're all going to be so upset it's not a color. Actually that goes for when ANYONE wears it, but I picked her because the model resembles her and I feel like that's practically a sales pitch to her stylist. ## Giorgio Armani Prive: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172494497_10.xml) I use Elle Fanning a lot in these, but when stuff comes out that looks weirdly young, she is about the only actress of that age in Hollywood who I can imagine a) procuring it, and b) wearing it. ## Giorgio Armani Prive: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172494478_10.xml) Kerry Washington might look a treat in this. Or Michelle Dockery. It's... not a perfect dress but the right head could do it wonders. ## Giorgio Armani Prive: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172494868_10.xml) Catherine Zeta-Jones, those sleeves are for you. Be a diva. ## Giorgio Armani Prive: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172494862_10.xml) If only the board game Clue had featured a Miss Peach, because that would've been a fetching addition to the movie's night of MUUUUURDER. ## Giorgio Armani Prive: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172494797_10.xml) Why so many nipples? I thought couture was all about things that were elaborately handmade, and they don't count. ## Giorgio Armani Prive: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172494733_10.xml) Milla Jovovich. Right? ## Giorgio Armani Prive: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172494714_10.xml) Hmm. Carrie Underwood. ## Giorgio Armani Prive: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172494709_10.xml) Rooney Mara again. If it's weird and it's black or white, it's Rooney. ## Giorgio Armani Prive: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172494678_10.xml) Katy Perry? ## Giorgio Armani Prive: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172494675_10.xml) Kevin Bacon, for sure. ## Giorgio Armani Prive: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172494668_10.xml) I feel like Naomi Watts wears a lot of Armani. Whether that's true or not, NAOMI, STEP AWAY FROM THIS DRESS. ## Giorgio Armani Prive: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172494619_10.xml) What a waste of a lot of detail. Look how horribly the bodice is tailored. So much work for such a thud. ## Giorgio Armani Prive: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172494617_10.xml) Another one that we'll get crabby about because it looks dirty on the red carpet. I'm sure Jennifer Morrison will like it. ## Giorgio Armani Prive: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172494611_10.xml) I take that back. She'll want this one. RIght? WHAT IS HAPPENING. Look at the model's face. She HAS to be trying not to laugh. ## Giorgio Armani Prive: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172494599_10.xml) The closest thing to a couture maxi dress I've seen. ## Giorgio Armani Prive: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172494582_10.xml) Oh my God, people, STOP TEMPTING KRISTEN STEWART. Although I'd find it so hilarious if, now that she's no longer in a teen franchise, she stopped wearing anything naked and crazy. Like she was doing it all just to antagonize her fan base's parents. [Couture Week Fugs and Fabs: ArmaniIf any of this hits the red carpet, we're all in for a LOT of complaints about people looking washed-out. 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