Giorgio Armani Prive: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
When Jessica Chastain wears this, we're all going to be so upset it's not a color. Actually that goes for when ANYONE wears it, but I picked her because the model resembles her and I feel like that's practically a sales pitch to her stylist.
Giorgio Armani Prive: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
I use Elle Fanning a lot in these, but when stuff comes out that looks weirdly young, she is about the only actress of that age in Hollywood who I can imagine a) procuring it, and b) wearing it.
Giorgio Armani Prive: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
Kerry Washington might look a treat in this. Or Michelle Dockery. It's... not a perfect dress but the right head could do it wonders.
Giorgio Armani Prive: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
Catherine Zeta-Jones, those sleeves are for you. Be a diva.
Giorgio Armani Prive: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
If only the board game Clue had featured a Miss Peach, because that would've been a fetching addition to the movie's night of MUUUUURDER.
Giorgio Armani Prive: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
Why so many nipples? I thought couture was all about things that were elaborately handmade, and they don't count.
Giorgio Armani Prive: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
Milla Jovovich. Right?
Giorgio Armani Prive: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
Hmm. Carrie Underwood.
Giorgio Armani Prive: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
Rooney Mara again. If it's weird and it's black or white, it's Rooney.
Giorgio Armani Prive: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
Katy Perry?
Giorgio Armani Prive: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
Kevin Bacon, for sure.
Giorgio Armani Prive: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
I feel like Naomi Watts wears a lot of Armani. Whether that's true or not, NAOMI, STEP AWAY FROM THIS DRESS.
Giorgio Armani Prive: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
What a waste of a lot of detail. Look how horribly the bodice is tailored. So much work for such a thud.
Giorgio Armani Prive: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
Another one that we'll get crabby about because it looks dirty on the red carpet. I'm sure Jennifer Morrison will like it.
Giorgio Armani Prive: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
I take that back. She'll want this one. RIght? WHAT IS HAPPENING. Look at the model's face. She HAS to be trying not to laugh.
Giorgio Armani Prive: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
The closest thing to a couture maxi dress I've seen.
Giorgio Armani Prive: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
Oh my God, people, STOP TEMPTING KRISTEN STEWART. Although I'd find it so hilarious if, now that she's no longer in a teen franchise, she stopped wearing anything naked and crazy. Like she was doing it all just to antagonize her fan base's parents.