Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
I guess Kaiser Karl is getting into roller derby now?
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
So I guess her Derby name would be Rainbow Smite.
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Let's discuss the sheer size of that Wine Cardigan. That is a Case-Of-Wine Cardigan.
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
That's nice. The Alexa Chungs of the world will pair it with their brogues.
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
I unabashadly love this. It feels very VMAs to me. Or Emma Stone Goes Someplace Rad.
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Whereas this is very Eva Green Goes Shopping For Potion Ingredients.
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
And I call this, "Helena Bonham Carter Shakes Things Up A Little, In My Dreams."
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
And this is, "Keira Knightley Decides Not To Finish That Sweater After All."
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
And this is, "Justin Bieber Correctly Fears We're Bored Of Him."
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
The way that stitching makes a cross is kind of Fancy Crusades.
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Someone will totally wear this, right? It's smashingly bright but probably also super slimming. Again I keep coming to Emma Stone, probably because she's got "Spider Man" photo calls coming this summer.
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Let's see. How about: Nicole Kidman Gets Really Into Her Tiny Waist.
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
"Diane Kruger Makes An Error In Judgment."
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
"Suri Cruise Goes To Church."
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
"Desperate Starlet At Cannes Feels This Will Help."
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
"Even More Desperate Starlet At Cannes Is Just Sure This Will Make A Difference."
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
"Absolutely Tragic Starlet At Cannes Is Going To Cry On The Red Carpet If This Doesn't Get Her A Job."
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
"Actress Wants To Look Washed-Out, Hates Her Knees."
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
"SWINTON Feels It Should Be Spring Already."
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
All joking aside, I COULD see Kidman in this. Or someone at the Cannes amFAR ball.
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
"Gala Attendee Must Cross Street At Night To Get There."
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
And now we're into something somewhat sensible.
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Because the fashion editors need SOMETHING to dream about for their work wardrobes.
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
That's awfully cool, too.
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
I mean, between all the sheers and stuff, there HAS to be something business/church/fancy-PTA appropriate. Because posh ladies love a tweedy Chanel jacket.
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
"Emma Watson Has A Daytime Photocall Somewhere."
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Karl is REALLY into waists, it seems.
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
It's a Festival of Waists.
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
It's a Waist Basket.
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
"Dr. Evil's Young Assistant Thinks They Should Match Shirts."
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
There's something charming about Karl letting his models go down the runway in sneakers. That must feel SO GOOD to them.
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
"Lena Dunham Gets A Huge Wardrobe Budget On 'Girls.""
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
"Lena Dunham Gets Such A Huge Wardrobe Budget For 'Girls' That Even She Finds It Ridiculous And Starts Messing With People."
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
"Quvenzhane Wallis's Stylist Gets A Brain Fog."
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
"Child Bride Has No Taste."
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
"Lanz of Salzburg Sells Nightgown Company To Chanel."
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
"Karl Decides Women's Tennis Needs More Sparkle."
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
"Karl Is Super Into Candy Crush Right Now, You Guys."
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
This is like if Chanel designed for casino employees.
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
This icebag will get worn somewhere. I have the worst feeling.
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
I want Kerry Washington to wear this. Now or later. BOTH.
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
"Diane Kruger Marries Joshua Jackson In Avian-Themed Ceremony."
Chanel : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
"Blogger Vomits On Keyboard, Passes Out, Declares Vocabulary Bankrupcy."