Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
This is Portman or Cotillard, to me. It also looks like it's falling off her, and as if she's hatching and sprouting wings. It's COOL, but... why is everyone into this mesh-look now?
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
I mean, it's like a fancy gym bag.
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
This makes me think of that time Anne Hathaway was all SILENCE AND BOW TO YOUR QUEEN when promoting "Les Mis." With her wardrobe, I mean. Not with her attitude.
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Don't miss the tiny, tiny reveal that it's a romper. Stay away, J.Lawr. I'm afraid you're impressionable.
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Apparently knee braces are in right now. I can also see this on Cotillard. I can see everything on her, though. It's not always a good thing, but she is totally fearless about wearing the crazy stuff. She could perhaps use a little fear, but whatever -- at least the crazy stuff she chooses manages to feel more native to her than it does on other people.
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Crotches are also in, apparently. AGAIN. ALWAYS.
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
That's a lovely, delicate idea.
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
This reminds me of Cate Blanchett's crazy crocheted tent dress. I don't know that we needed a more delicate version of that.
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
I guess this is the dark cloud version.
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
That's neat. I wish Jennifer Garner would wear something like that -- she's got the shoulders, she could work a red lip, the straight up-and-down of it all.
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
OH my GOD, no. WALK AWAY EVERYONE.
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
And then out comes a very pretty recovery gown. Which is what I call it when they send something batshit down the runway and people are like, "OHHHH PLEASE NO," and then "PHEW, okay, I can bliss out on THAT."
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
I am just ever so curious in what form these cutouts will appear on a red carpet. I'm looking at you, Cannes.
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
That just kinda hangs there. Blahly.
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
I sense a cape.
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Meh. Rooney Mara?
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
This could be interesting on the right person. Angelina Jolie could bust that out on tour for "Maleficent."
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
This is fun to watch, but practically speaking -- and yes, I know this is couture, so no one is speaking practically -- it is CRAZY to make someone wear a heavy scarf in belt loops that are on her boobs.
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Will anyone wear that volume as-is, or cinch it? We shall see.
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Here is a more straightforward version.
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
What a wonderful present. Meaning: It's going to get returned.
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Yeah, sure! Tape it to her leg! Why NOT.
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Stab me.
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
I actually kind of like this conceptually. As a coat. I could see it on the red carpet hanging open over a tighter dress underneath.
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
I could see that on the red carpet giving me an aneurysm.
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Hmm. That's sort of funny to me. You need to be, like, 16 to wear it, though.
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
I am not transported.
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
... maybe? For a movie in which there are a lot of really freaking fashionable label-whore fairies who have garden parties. It could happen.
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
It's awkward to wear something that looks like it's ACTIVELY falling off.
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
What to do with one's spent bubble wrap...
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Very normal, and also like someone shot a bunch of spitballs at it.
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Lined in the right ways, and I'm willing to consider this journey.
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Underpants aplenty.
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Another pretty idea that feels like it could adapt nicely to Cannes. Lengthen it and maybe Kidman would take a whack.
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Whereas this is like, "Hey, Ellen Burstyn, we want your business."
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
This would be beautiful if it didn't have massive wings.
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
What darkness is happening to her chest?
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Vagina be free!
Christian Dior : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
I am concerned this dress is having a stroke.