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Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture Spring/Summer 2013

Somebody should wear this, right? It's maybe too girly for Jennifer Lawrence, who likes a rougher edge to what she wears (see: sock-puppet boobs at the Globes). But I think that's gorgeous and if Marion Cotillard had been nominated maybe she'd have picked this.

Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture Spring/Summer 2013

I am terribly afraid Anne Hathaway will wear this someday.

Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture Spring/Summer 2013

Ditto. ESPECIALLY if she's pregnant. Oh, lord, the photo album that bump will have...

Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture Spring/Summer 2013

I'd be curious to see someone wear this fabric in an adjusted style. I can't decide what to make of it.

Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture Spring/Summer 2013

This is pretty. The whole thing, down to the tights, feels very Zooey D to me.

Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture Spring/Summer 2013

I can't wait for someone to wear this half-naked dress. Sally Field, YOU'RE ON, WOMAN.

Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture Spring/Summer 2013

This is ALSO quite Zooey, but I'm going with Diane Kruger. Except she'd do it with forty more pounds of skirt. And it'd work.

Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture Spring/Summer 2013

Seriously, the tightness of some of these bodices look like Raf Simons is putting all these boobs under arrest.

Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture Spring/Summer 2013

This makes me think of Michelle Williams. Probably because of the blonde pixie on the model, though. It's the power of suggestion. Maybe they're hoping it will work on her.

Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture Spring/Summer 2013

Whoever wears this, I hope they work out the kinks in the bodice first.

Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture Spring/Summer 2013

I want Cate Blanchett to wander through somebody's evening in this, all casual-like, as if she's not aware that she's totally fabulous.

Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture Spring/Summer 2013

This is a lot of layers. I picture someone like Amanda Seyfried thnking she's ready for something this advanced, and being wrong.

Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture Spring/Summer 2013

Sienna Miller, maybe. I don't know. She likes neon, and froof.

Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture Spring/Summer 2013

Yikes. This is like fabric swatches that accidentally got glued together. But the dress behind it is really interesting. I bring that up only because...

Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture Spring/Summer 2013

... I can't tell if this is the same, or similar. I don't see the pink part, but maybe it's just hiding. Anyway, I'd be REALLY interested to see THIS on someone. Hathaway is lean enough for it to still flatter, I think, but again, the main reason I keep seeing her in this stuff is because all the models have close-cropped hair.

Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture Spring/Summer 2013

Oh lord. I feel like Timberlake is going to pressure Biel into wearing this somewhere.

Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture Spring/Summer 2013

Chastain wouldn't wear this -- she's not, traditionally, big into super poofy skirts. But I think I would stand up and slow-clap if she, a figurative Bride of Hollywood, showed up at the Oscars wearing this WITH the veil.

Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture Spring/Summer 2013

This is pretty -- maybe Chloe Moretz will put it on someday, although she is perhaps not as girly-leaning as this is.

Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture Spring/Summer 2013

And if Chloe Moretz WERE going to go hopelessly girly, she'd probably go full throttle at something like this, which has an entire floral sack sewn to the back.

Christian Dior: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture Spring/Summer 2013

PLEASE someone wear this. It looks like she got attacked by a carnivorous potholder.

Couture Week Fugs and Fabs: Christian Dior
Hey, I forgot about Couture Week -- or as I like to think of it, one giant pitch to awards-season attendees. Let's see what Christian Dior sent down the runway and imagine who might wear a version of it. Note: This isn't everything; if you want the whole show and in order to boot, Style.com has it up already. [Photos: Getty]

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