> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Couture Week Fugs and Fabs: Giambattista Valli - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/couture-week-fugs-and-fabs-giambattista-valli-2/ - Published: 2014-01-23T16:00:14.000Z - Updated: 2014-01-24T05:26:02.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37 ## Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/464078745_10.xml) That feels very Zoe Saldana to me. For better or worse. ## Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/464078769_10.xml) Oh, sweet lord. It's GIFT VAGINA. ## Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/464078791_10.xml) Okay, well, I can think of one thing I'd edit out of this. ## Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/464078831_10.xml) I mean, it's one thing to joke that crotches are in for fall, but quite another when all the clothes are built like they are a big reveal. ## Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/464078851_10.xml) I am just so distracted by the turban on her groin. ## Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/464078885_10.xml) This is the least distracting of that motif, somehow. ## Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/464078889_10.xml) Kevlar is so hot right now. ## Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/464078945_10.xml) The volume here is also making it look like her boobs are about six inches lower than they probably are. ## Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/464079011_10.xml) Beautiful color, at least. It might have its context, too -- I mean, stick it on Emma Stone at a European premiere of something, and she could carry it, potentially. ## Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/464079019_10.xml) That would be gorgeous if it were longer. Which, let's face it, it will be when it's not on a runway. ## Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/464079051_10.xml) I like some of the ideas here, too. ## Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/464079125_10.xml) Well, that is beautiful. ## Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/464079219_10.xml) .... And, that's a bridge too far. ## Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/464079151_10.xml) That's also really arresting, if not for the faint of heart (or full of hip -- seriously, very few women actually want added volume right there). ## Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/464079155_10.xml) I am going to refrain from making the comment that first came to mind. ## Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/464079157_10.xml) Blue meth on a giant red float. ## Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/464079167_10.xml) This could be pretty, too? I will say this for this show: Even when I'm not really sure, I AM intrigued by the possibilities. ## Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/464079195_10.xml) Cate Blanchett would kill that. ## Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/464079295_10.xml) This bodice looks like one of those cake-competition shows on the Food Network. I can't. ## Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/464079321_10.xml) Not sure about the colors, but it's fun, and would be fetching on Fanning The Younger. ## Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/464079341_10.xml) And then this hurts my feelings. ## Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/464079351_10.xml) So heavy and overwrought. But... patriotic of color, I guess. ## Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/464079005_10.xml) That looks like she had sex in a car. ## Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/464083065_10.xml) More limo sex. ## Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/464083067_10.xml) STOP WITH THE LIMO SEX. ## Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/464083073_10.xml) Okay, good, thank you. That's better. ## Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/464083111_10.xml) Ooh, okay. Kerry Washington? ## Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/464083125_10.xml) I know the whole point of this is the embellishment, but that doesn't mean I can't want to rip it off. ## Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/464083153_10.xml) People don't wear as much Giambattista Valli on the red carpet, but there's definitely room for it. ## Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/464083165_10.xml) This is the prettier, more crotch-y version of Drew Barrymore's Globes dress. [Couture Week Fugs and Fabs: Giambattista ValliBecause what awards season needs is LOTS OF RUNWAY SHOWS IN THE MIDDLE OF IT. I'm sorry. I'm not really complaining. I just wish Intern George would show up and pull photos for me. He's so selfish. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/464078745_10.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/couture-week-fugs-and-fabs-giambattista-valli-2-01-2014/)