Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
That feels very Zoe Saldana to me. For better or worse.
Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Oh, sweet lord. It's GIFT VAGINA.
Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Okay, well, I can think of one thing I'd edit out of this.
Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
I mean, it's one thing to joke that crotches are in for fall, but quite another when all the clothes are built like they are a big reveal.
Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
I am just so distracted by the turban on her groin.
Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
This is the least distracting of that motif, somehow.
Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Kevlar is so hot right now.
Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
The volume here is also making it look like her boobs are about six inches lower than they probably are.
Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Beautiful color, at least. It might have its context, too -- I mean, stick it on Emma Stone at a European premiere of something, and she could carry it, potentially.
Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
That would be gorgeous if it were longer. Which, let's face it, it will be when it's not on a runway.
Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
I like some of the ideas here, too.
Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Well, that is beautiful.
Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
.... And, that's a bridge too far.
Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
That's also really arresting, if not for the faint of heart (or full of hip -- seriously, very few women actually want added volume right there).
Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
I am going to refrain from making the comment that first came to mind.
Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Blue meth on a giant red float.
Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
This could be pretty, too? I will say this for this show: Even when I'm not really sure, I AM intrigued by the possibilities.
Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Cate Blanchett would kill that.
Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
This bodice looks like one of those cake-competition shows on the Food Network. I can't.
Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Not sure about the colors, but it's fun, and would be fetching on Fanning The Younger.
Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
And then this hurts my feelings.
Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
So heavy and overwrought. But... patriotic of color, I guess.
Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
That looks like she had sex in a car.
Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
More limo sex.
Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
STOP WITH THE LIMO SEX.
Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Okay, good, thank you. That's better.
Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Ooh, okay. Kerry Washington?
Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
I know the whole point of this is the embellishment, but that doesn't mean I can't want to rip it off.
Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
People don't wear as much Giambattista Valli on the red carpet, but there's definitely room for it.
Giambattista Valli : Runway- Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
This is the prettier, more crotch-y version of Drew Barrymore's Globes dress.