Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
This is going to happen. Hopefully without the curtain and with a few extra inches on the skirt. But I could see Emma Stone experimenting with having one blooming shoulder.
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
It weeps for what might have been.
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
Seriously, grandmothers had no idea how hip their underwear would become.
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
This ribbon belt looks like it was pulled out of someone's Christmas bow bag and then stuffed back in, six years running.
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
This looks like it weighs 500 pounds and also makes her look like SHE weighs several hundred of them as well, and that is INSANE.
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
Sweet lord, what are these dresses DOING to these girls?
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
This is beautifully made -- one of those things that is stunning in motion down a runway, but on a red carpet would probably make me roll my eyes, because come on.
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
However, I REALLY want someone to wear this. It has to be the ideal someone. Like... Solange. Or Zoe Saldana. Or... do we think Jessica Biel could sell this? My instinct is always "no" with that one, but if she got her hair right and found the best red lip shade... you know, this is exactly what I wish Katie Holmes had worn when she first split with Tom Cruise. I wanted her to come out swinging like THIS.
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
That's quite neat, and probably more Biel-ian. It'd also be kind of fun on, say an Anna Kendrick.
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
When I see this, all I can hear is little Christa B. Allen's voice from 13 Going On 30: "Thirty and flirty and thriving! Thirty and flirty and thriving!"
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
I love this. I want Selena Gomez to love it too.
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
That looks like a china tea set. Actually, did any of you ever read the Frances books when you were kids? Frances wanted a tea set in that pattern. I think she had a red one but wanted the blue. It was tough times for her.
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
This is pretty, and also would make a wonderful bedspread. Sometimes the two are not mutually exclusive.
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
... Yeah, it's better the other way, when Miss Muffet doesn't look so much like she's wearing her tuffet.
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
This is all stuff I expect to see in HUGELY watered-down versions.
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
Did anybody actually stand back and look at this after it was finished? Or rather, "finished"?
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
Wow, her left breast must have a terrible cold.
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
Paging Rooney Mara.
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
It's a moving high-fashion homage to carrying your bedsheets to the washing machine.
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
Pretty idea; pretty weird look. Or maybe the reverse.
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
Didn't the Queen just wear this on her head at Royal Ascot?
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
So, do we think the dress ripped, or that it's supposed to look that way? I think it ripped. And I think it would've been really interesting otherwise -- I'm feeling Mila Kunis, but secretly wishing Angelina Jolie would go against type in it.
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
COME ON ELLEN BURSTYN.
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
This feels like the type of thing a bold young thing will wear -- like, a Lily Collins type -- not realizing that it's Advanced Red Carpet stuff, and also possibly a trick question.
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
Poor girl, being turned inside out like that while she's at work.
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
I simply love this. Maggie Gyllenhaal? Rachel McAdams?
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
Meryl Streep? Russell Brand?
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
If Lady Gaga ever decides to come back from Injured Reserve... and weirdly this also has a Kristen Stewart feel to it.
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
It is also insane from the side, but makes for a good photo.
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
I always refer to this model as Catwalk Elisabeth Moss. I hope never to refer to her outfit.
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
When they all get drunk after the show, I hope this model entertains everyone by using her head to feed them things off their dinner plates.