Jean Paul Gaultier : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
And so we begin with something tres Gaga.
Jean Paul Gaultier : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
I hate it when my hip explodes.
Jean Paul Gaultier : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Hello, Fancy Rodeo.
Jean Paul Gaultier : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Intriguing, but by the end of the day she has to pick SO many dead bugs out of her left side.
Jean Paul Gaultier : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
This somehow feels like they'd sell it at Z Gallerie.
Jean Paul Gaultier : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
If the hem went all the way down, that might be interesting. Mila Kunis, maybe.
Jean Paul Gaultier : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
This dress stays slinky like that all the way down. I thought a close-up of it was more fun.
Jean Paul Gaultier : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
There is a strong butterfly motif in this show, and this short is the most hideous version -- it's trying to be more of a regular shirt, but with a body in the middle, and no.
Jean Paul Gaultier : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
This is another one that's less obviously a butterfly (and yet still obvious) but it's much more effective and less jarring than the orange.
Jean Paul Gaultier : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
I guess even Gaultier has to make stuff that he can pretend you'd wear to the office.
Jean Paul Gaultier : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
That thing gets 52 channels!
Jean Paul Gaultier : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Let's put our winter Olympians in THIS. Male AND female.
Jean Paul Gaultier : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Vanessa Hudgens meets Bonnie and Clyde.
Jean Paul Gaultier : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
The Great Barrier Reef meets the hula.
Jean Paul Gaultier : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Butterflies meet the Miss Universe contest.
Jean Paul Gaultier : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
The Sin City movies meet the Prom.
Jean Paul Gaultier : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Angelina Jolie meets dramatic, potentially evil awesomeness.
Jean Paul Gaultier : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
A folded-in-half butterfly meets... well, its death, probably, if we were talking a REAL butterfly. Luckily we are not.
Jean Paul Gaultier : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Gaultier meets the Royal Ascot scene in "My Fair Lady."
Jean Paul Gaultier : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Jessica, stop reading right now. In 3...2...1... okay: That hat looks like a giant bird foot. Jess will find that horrifying.
Jean Paul Gaultier : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Lady Gaga meets spaghetti.
Jean Paul Gaultier : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Everything meets Yes.
Jean Paul Gaultier : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
This is some deep drama right here, too, but I also like that you can see the other outfit from behind.
Jean Paul Gaultier : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
The Future meets Giant Novelty Neckties.
Jean Paul Gaultier : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Minnie Mouse meets a dominatrix.
Jean Paul Gaultier : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
This dress looks like the face of one of those very furry little tiny dogs after it has experienced A GREAT SHOCK INDEED.
Jean Paul Gaultier : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
This is bananas, but super funky.
Jean Paul Gaultier : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
The butterfly motif meets Total Subtlety.
Jean Paul Gaultier : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
A mesh volleyball bag meets the Flamenco.
Jean Paul Gaultier : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
A bra and panty set meets something perfunctory.
Jean Paul Gaultier : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
And Dita Von Teese was there, too, as well as a lady who looks like Bride of Sweetums.