> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Couture Week Fugs and Fabs: Jean Paul Gaultier - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/couture-week-fugs-and-fabs-jean-paul-gaultier/ - Published: 2013-07-08T16:00:51.000Z - Updated: 2013-09-20T00:39:42.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35 ## Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172548211_10.xml) Don't you think Kate Middleton would look wonderful in this at young Murray Cambridge's christening? It's that perfect blend of modesty and hallucinogens. ## Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172547530_10.xml) At least this is entertaining to watch. At this point you've got to believe he's mostly designing to appeal to Lady Gaga's eventual comeback tour, and maybe making a halfhearted play for Madonna. ## Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172547613_10.xml) Ahoy, matey. ## Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172549964_10.xml) Somebody really wants Adele to wear this. ## Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172549940_10.xml) Hip coozies are the next thing. ## Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172549939_10.xml) That's more animal print than some animals themselves wear. ## Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172549934_10.xml) Big Bird doesn't like to talk about his sister Bawdy. ## Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172549909_10.xml) This looks like Betsey Johnson sabotaged it. ## Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172549907_10.xml) I love looking at this outfit, crazy as it will be on someone in the real world, but: This model looks like U.S. swimmer Missy Franklin, kind of, and now that I've seen it I'm super distracted by it. ## Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172549899_10.xml) I kind of wish Rihanna would wear this. ## Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172549889_10.xml) How practical this seems after all that's come before it. ## Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172549888_10.xml) And this is Blake Lively after Florence Welch dresses her up and does her hair at one of their sleepovers. ## Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172548299_10.xml) I can't even see where the walls stop and the dress starts. The hits of red are at least effective, I guess, even if those look more like dish gloves. ## Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172548290_10.xml) Her head looks like an ode to janky yams. ## Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172548289_10.xml) Well, who ever said "Robin Hood" had to be a man's name, anyway? ## Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172548275_10.xml) Is he showing the dress, or the brown condom being unrolled over it? ## Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172548225_10.xml) The surplus of drama in all these outfits must have made this EXTREMELY fun to watch. ## Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172548222_10.xml) Florence Welch, this is your life. ## Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172548221_10.xml) Love the bodice, thrill at the ice buckets on her hips, wince at the color combinations. ## Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172548218_10.xml) I actually think this is groovy on the right person -- her included -- but the hat cracks me up. I always did wonder what happened to the filter basket from my old coffee maker. ## Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172548215_10.xml) I'm told if you plant her in your yard, you can pirate DirecTV. ## Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172548214_10.xml) Gaga is going to wear that as a hat. ## Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172548294_10.xml) The Xanadu theme song just popped into my head. ## Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172567521_10.xml) AND IT'S SHORTS. Now I'm thinking the only sensible thing one can in this situation: SPACE XANADU. [Couture Week Fugs and Fabs: Jean Paul GaultierThis is basically the least sheer show of them all. PLEASE be a harbinger of things to come, sir. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172548211_10.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/couture-week-fugs-and-fabs-jean-paul-gaultier-07-2013/)