Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
Don't you think Kate Middleton would look wonderful in this at young Murray Cambridge's christening? It's that perfect blend of modesty and hallucinogens.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
At least this is entertaining to watch. At this point you've got to believe he's mostly designing to appeal to Lady Gaga's eventual comeback tour, and maybe making a halfhearted play for Madonna.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
Ahoy, matey.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
Somebody really wants Adele to wear this.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
Hip coozies are the next thing.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
That's more animal print than some animals themselves wear.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
Big Bird doesn't like to talk about his sister Bawdy.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
This looks like Betsey Johnson sabotaged it.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
I love looking at this outfit, crazy as it will be on someone in the real world, but: This model looks like U.S. swimmer Missy Franklin, kind of, and now that I've seen it I'm super distracted by it.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
I kind of wish Rihanna would wear this.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
How practical this seems after all that's come before it.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
And this is Blake Lively after Florence Welch dresses her up and does her hair at one of their sleepovers.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
I can't even see where the walls stop and the dress starts. The hits of red are at least effective, I guess, even if those look more like dish gloves.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
Her head looks like an ode to janky yams.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
Well, who ever said "Robin Hood" had to be a man's name, anyway?
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
Is he showing the dress, or the brown condom being unrolled over it?
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
The surplus of drama in all these outfits must have made this EXTREMELY fun to watch.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
Florence Welch, this is your life.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
Love the bodice, thrill at the ice buckets on her hips, wince at the color combinations.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
I actually think this is groovy on the right person -- her included -- but the hat cracks me up. I always did wonder what happened to the filter basket from my old coffee maker.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
I'm told if you plant her in your yard, you can pirate DirecTV.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
Gaga is going to wear that as a hat.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
The Xanadu theme song just popped into my head.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014
AND IT'S SHORTS. Now I'm thinking the only sensible thing one can in this situation: SPACE XANADU.