Ralph & Russo : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
I mean, that is amazing to behold, even though it's not an elaborate design that's straining to prove its own inventiveness. PLEASE, Angelina. You would KILL IN IT.
Ralph & Russo : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
From another angle. That skirt is doing fabulous things.
Ralph & Russo : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
And then, some architecture, as promised.
Ralph & Russo : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
And then she woke up on the hood of a brand new Lexus at Christmas and thought, "My life has taken a strange turn."
Ralph & Russo : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
I hate that every single line basically has to have something that involves "TEE HEE LOOK AT MY VAGINA PANTS."
Ralph & Russo : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
And that is like labia hatching another labia.
Ralph & Russo : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
You know I am enraged by the shoes, of course, but the suit/dress is just really crisp yet swingy. The roses make it very Cannes Daytime Photocall.
Ralph & Russo : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
And that's the nighttime version.
Ralph & Russo : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
They are really feeling the whole Opening Of The Petals thing. I wonder if that ties in metaphorically to the ones that showcase the model's actual ladypetals.
Ralph & Russo : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
That is ALSO very Angelina.
Ralph & Russo : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
And the silvery version.
Ralph & Russo : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
That's an elegant take on a politics power suit.
Ralph & Russo : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
This is nuts -- it's like she has a second spare body tucked away under there, just in case her first one breaks or something -- but it's also hypnotic.
Ralph & Russo : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
I don't love the pants, but I do love the neckline.
Ralph & Russo : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
I love that there is more fabric on her shoulder and her hip than on the rest of her. It's like a photonegative of what OUGHT to be.
Ralph & Russo : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Very lovely.
Ralph & Russo : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore am I diving headfirst into some woman's shoulder. That was so stupid."
Ralph & Russo : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
I do love a cravat.
Ralph & Russo : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
That neckline could be very Jolie as well, because obviously since she wore them first (in my memory's timeline anyway) then she's the only celeb coming to mind. Um. It could also be Dita Von Teese. Or Kate Beckinsale.
Ralph & Russo : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Look at that lovely bodice. This whole thing is an eruption of detail that must have been so exquisite to watch in motion.