> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Couture Week Fugs and Fabs: Valentino - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/couture-week-fugs-and-fabs-valentino/ - Published: 2013-07-08T17:00:26.000Z - Updated: 2013-09-20T00:39:41.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35 ## Valentino: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172565142_10.xml) Upholstery? Maybe, but it's also really funky. I may want Shailene Woodley to bust this out during one of her marquee premieres. ## Valentino: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172565404_10.xml) Zhang Ziyi. ## Valentino: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172565144_10.xml) Stick someone from Game of Thrones in this. It feels right. ## Valentino: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172565329_10.xml) This causes me a great deal of pain. IT'S HIDEOUS. ## Valentino: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172565141_10.xml) Congratulations, folks, on making red satin seem dowdy and depressing. TWICE. ## Valentino: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172565221_10.xml) It's lingerie AND it's like armor. It's Joan of Hustler. ## Valentino: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172565228_10.xml) This is in the same fashion show as the other one. Let that sink in. ## Valentino: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172565339_10.xml) Seriously, some of this stuff is so staid, and then... ## Valentino: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172565410_10.xml) ...BOOM, out comes something straight out of Kristen Stewart's last Fug Madness run. ## Valentino: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172565414_10.xml) I mean, this is a glorified death shroud... ## Valentino: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172565223_10.xml) ... and this makes it look like her crotch is detaching. ## Valentino: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172565407_10.xml) Schoolmarm. ## Valentino: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172565140_10.xml) This isn't even PRETENDING to be anything other than a labia frame. ## Valentino: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172565342_10.xml) This is like the gateway item. Staid buys this item and then suddenly two months later Staid has changed its name to Sexstick and wears only windows. ## Valentino: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172565230_10.xml) Well, I assume the new Mary Queen of Scots show on The CW will be turning to Valentino for all its Nighttime Shenanigans needs. ## Valentino: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172565234_10.xml) This reminds me of that horrible FOX movie-making reality show "On The Lot," on which one contestant presented a horror film made from the point of view of a tree. ## Valentino: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172565274_10.xml) And this is a tree having a nightmare about that movie. ## Valentino: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172565280_10.xml) Look, even the Garden of Eden gets chilly sometimes. ## Valentino: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172565282_10.xml) Okay, we might be in business here. Too plungey for Zooey Deschanel? Or just what she needs? ## Valentino: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172565289_10.xml) Rooney Mara. ## Valentino: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172565322_10.xml) Rooney Mara, if she taught weaving on a farm in New Mexico. ## Valentino: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172565347_10.xml) This is your brain stuck on a level of Candy Crush for over a week. ## Valentino: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172565348_10.xml) Parts of this show do have A Very Young Monarch From Olden Times feeling to them. ## Valentino: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172565406_10.xml) Oh, I don't know. Nicole Kidman might do it. ## Valentino: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172565449_10.xml) Oops, someone spilled on grandpa's favorite armchair. ## Valentino: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172565458_10.xml) I want Gwyneth Paltrow to wear this. Can you imagine? ## Valentino: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172565459_10.xml) Interesting, but it also looks like an infection that's spreading. ## Valentino: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172565486_10.xml) Is this collection inspired by a museum of antiquities? ## Valentino: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172565135.xml) Finally, something reasonable. And even so, the skirt pattern is like a very expensive poster from a very poncey science museum. ## Valentino: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172565139_10.xml) Did anyone ever send failed young novices to walk the plank? Because that's what this feels like. [Couture Week Fugs and Fabs: ValentinoThis show gave me whiplash. One minute you're in sensible wartime travelwear, and then suddenly it's crotches all over town. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172565142_10.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/couture-week-fugs-and-fabs-valentino-07-2013/)