Atelier Versace : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
This reminds me of the time Lohan basically wore a hoodie to a Globes party. That was not Versace. This one is. Let's hope she's strong enough to resist and/or that Oprah talks her out of it.
Atelier Versace : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
This feels like an ad for bedding. Like, if you spend extra, you get the fancy-looking European-size shams.
Atelier Versace : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
All the nude plasticky stuff just looks like prosthetics.
Atelier Versace : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
This reeks of Victoria's Secret to me.
Atelier Versace : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
That's a jacket I can deal with, though.
Atelier Versace : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
This is for when Gaga is feeling dramatic. As if anyone can tell the difference.
Atelier Versace : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Surprisingly tasteful.
Atelier Versace : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Actually, that's not untasteful, either. So far, so okay.
Atelier Versace : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
And then suddenly we're getting into Klum/Amber Heard leg slit territory here.
Atelier Versace : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
I want Kerry Washington to wear this when the baby is already out, and she can just nestle it in the sling that's built in right there.
Atelier Versace : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
I am a bit afraid of that skirt.
Atelier Versace : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Klum.
Atelier Versace : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Selena Gomez? It's not Klum-y enough for Klum.
Atelier Versace : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
I don't know why, but I feel like Ariana Grande is going to start having a lot of Versace moments and I could see this being one of them -- you know, to inch out of the "good girl" thing.
Atelier Versace : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
That is some tight pelvic pulling.
Atelier Versace : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
That crotch stretching is just too cheap-looking. It's Ver-trashy. Ha ha. That almost works.
Atelier Versace : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Oh, dear. No. Somebody will, and then I will cry. Katy Perry?
Atelier Versace : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Klum?
Atelier Versace : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Jessie J. Except NOBODY, PLEASE.
Atelier Versace : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
KLUM. But lined. Mostly. Even she is not this insane.
Atelier Versace : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Klum?!?
Atelier Versace : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
Okay, I am longing for someone to wear this. Like, Ke$ha, or something. DO IT GIRL.
Atelier Versace : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
KLUUUUUUUM. Except that is so not her color. Um. BEYONCEEEEEEE.
Atelier Versace : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
I'm sure a Jenndashian will turn up in this.
Atelier Versace : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture S/S 2014
I WANT Kim Kardashian to turn up in this. While walking down the aisle. Too bad she's going to have to wear Givenchy. Maybe she can wear this as one of her thirty dress changes, like, for a walk from a car to a building.