Versace Haute-Couture Spring Summer 2013
If January Jones would start going to things again, it would be so amusing if she did it in this.
Versace Haute-Couture Spring Summer 2013
Seriously, this looks like plastic lingerie.
Versace Haute-Couture Spring Summer 2013
Painters' sheeting IN SPACE. Princess Charlene was at this show. PLEASE GOD ORDER THIS.
Versace Haute-Couture Spring Summer 2013
Olivia Munn was ALSO at the show. I could see her in a version of this. The base dress is sort of fine, actually; it's just all the bells and whistles that make it feel so cheesy.
Versace Haute-Couture Spring Summer 2013
Then again, maybe Olivia would prefer something from Versace's auto-erotic asphyxiation line.
Versace Haute-Couture Spring Summer 2013
This is kind of cute, though. The color would be terrible on Emma Stone (especially as a blonde), but... hmm. Maybe Kerry Washington. Or a Nina Dobrev/Victoria Justice brunette.
Versace Haute-Couture Spring Summer 2013
I'm sure Beyonce will saunter out from backstage somewhere wearing this.
Versace Haute-Couture Spring Summer 2013
Four words: Kim Kardashian Birthing Blazer.
Versace Haute-Couture Spring Summer 2013
Is that WHOLE THING made of fur? Leaving aside for a moment people's personal objections to fur... is that not SWELTERING? Even in mini-dress form?